The Elf does NOT speak Klingon.

[Spirits Reborn]

Originally posted by shadowhound: The fact that I get all those and find them amazingly funny makes me cry on the inside [img]tongue.gif[/img]

i didn't understand ALL of them, but majority.. yea. i feel that too. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[DragonSlayer25]

45. My bard does not know how to play 'Inna Godda Davida' on marachas.

Mine knows how to play it on the lute though.

53. There is no Summon Bimbo spell.

Darn!!!

73. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.

What about dwarf smiths in Kara-Tur?

101. Dwarves do not count as burrowing animals.

Then how did they get to Kara-Tur?

116. Hobbits are not allowed to have Norse ancestry.

Some of us Norskies have very hairy feet though, so I can see how mistakes were made.

[SixOfSpades]

Originally posted by shadowhound: EDIT: SoS, how could you remove this one? My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur" Classic Cthulhu!

Because I didn't get it--sadly, my knowledge of ancient Sumerian (I think he was Sumerian) gods of evil is pretty sketchy.

Originally posted by DragonSlayer25: What about dwarf smiths in Kara-Tur?

From what I've heard, demihumans are practically nonexistent in Kara-Tur. Most DMs might let you play a non-Human from Kara-Tur, but you'd better have a darn good reason why/backstory....similar to how they might let you play a Chaotic Good Drow.

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Originally posted by SixOfSpades: quote: Originally posted by shadowhound: EDIT: SoS, how could you remove this one? My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur" Classic Cthulhu!

Because I didn't get it--sadly, my knowledge of ancient Sumerian (I think he was Sumerian) gods of evil is pretty sketchy.
[/QUOTE]Not Sumerian, but fictional, quite fortunately for humanity.

[Western Paladin]

I've actually never understood that "Hastur" thing either.

[ 08-12-2005, 05:58 AM: Message edited by: Western Paladin ]

[SixOfSpades]

I swung by Wikipedia, and learned that Hastur is a half-brother of Cthulhu's--not as evil as Cthulhu, but he can be summoned (even accidentally) by saying his name aloud 3 times.

[shadowhound]

And then all hell breaks loose

[Azred]

That list is too funny--I almost started laughing out loud at work. [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

How sad is it that I understand almost everything on that list? [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

[Sir Degrader]

Originally posted by SixOfSpades: quote: Originally posted by DragonSlayer25: What about dwarf smiths in Kara-Tur?

From what I've heard, demihumans are practically nonexistent in Kara-Tur. Most DMs might let you play a non-Human from Kara-Tur, but you'd better have a darn good reason why/backstory....similar to how they might let you play a Chaotic Good Drow. [/QB][/QUOTE]Actually there are alot of non humans, however, there are few dwarves and elves, unless you play "D&D China" instead of Five Rings.