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Old 06-12-2002, 07:40 PM   #1
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know any websites with subtle names that have N~U~D~E BG2 portraits

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Old 06-12-2002, 09:33 PM   #2
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I've never seen any, but most of the stupid fantasy art out there comes pretty damn close. I think Boris Vallejo has yet to draw a female wearing more than four ounces of fabric. All chainmail in Women's sizes must have a deep slit to show off a tantalizing display of thigh, and with a daring peek-a-boo cut into the chest area, to reveal what no female warrior would be without: Stunning cleavage. Also, if you happen to be a Wizard, be aware that your spellcasting prowess increases exponentially with the amount of smooth, bronzed skin you leave uncovered. A great ass is a bonus, too.

I think I was a little sarcastic here.....
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Old 06-12-2002, 11:30 PM   #3
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I've never seen any, but most of the stupid fantasy art out there comes pretty damn close. I think Boris Vallejo has yet to draw a female wearing more than four ounces of fabric. All chainmail in Women's sizes must have a deep slit to show off a tantalizing display of thigh, and with a daring peek-a-boo cut into the chest area, to reveal what no female warrior would be without: Stunning cleavage. Also, if you happen to be a Wizard, be aware that your spellcasting prowess increases exponentially with the amount of smooth, bronzed skin you leave uncovered. A great ass is a bonus, too.

I think I was a little sarcastic here.....
sarcastic?maybe.but you are also right.
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Old 06-14-2002, 07:27 AM   #4
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I find a great ass helps no matter what sex you are
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Old 06-17-2002, 11:57 PM   #5
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Well you can download a set of "Playboy Portraits" from Sorcerer's Place, but they are not very well made in my opinion.

http://www.sorcerers.net/Games/BG2/index_editors5.htm

You'd probably be better off making your own portraits from pictures you find on the internet. This can be accomplished easily enough with the Paint program that comes with most PCs. When you find a picture that you'd like to work with you'll have to save it as a .BMP file so Paint will open it. Then use the "Stretch/Skew" command to change the size of the picture as a percentage of the original and the rectangle selection do-daddy to cut out the part of the picture you want to keep. Large portraits should be 170x110 pixels and small portraits 60x38.

SixOfSpades, have you also noticed that nearly all female heroes in fantasy books are described as highly attractive women with perfect figures? In that context, the way fantasy art stereotypes woman as being sexy lingerie wearing babes is kinda accurate
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Old 06-29-2002, 12:19 AM   #6
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I've never seen any, but most of the stupid fantasy art out there comes pretty damn close. I think Boris Vallejo has yet to draw a female wearing more than four ounces of fabric. All chainmail in Women's sizes must have a deep slit to show off a tantalizing display of thigh, and with a daring peek-a-boo cut into the chest area, to reveal what no female warrior would be without: Stunning cleavage. Also, if you happen to be a Wizard, be aware that your spellcasting prowess increases exponentially with the amount of smooth, bronzed skin you leave uncovered. A great ass is a bonus, too.

I think I was a little sarcastic here.....
sarcastic?maybe.but you are also right. [/QUOTE]Pfft. Sarcastic, but true. I SO hate those portraits. In the words of my sister: "Hello? You are going to be fighting! FIGHTING! And your fighting abilities are not going to be improved no matter how much cleavage you show!
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Old 06-30-2002, 02:38 PM   #7
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I've never seen any, but most of the stupid fantasy art out there comes pretty damn close. I think Boris Vallejo has yet to draw a female wearing more than four ounces of fabric. All chainmail in Women's sizes must have a deep slit to show off a tantalizing display of thigh, and with a daring peek-a-boo cut into the chest area, to reveal what no female warrior would be without: Stunning cleavage. Also, if you happen to be a Wizard, be aware that your spellcasting prowess increases exponentially with the amount of smooth, bronzed skin you leave uncovered. A great ass is a bonus, too.

I think I was a little sarcastic here.....
sarcastic?maybe.but you are also right. [/QUOTE]Pfft. Sarcastic, but true. I SO hate those portraits. In the words of my sister: "Hello? You are going to be fighting! FIGHTING! And your fighting abilities are not going to be improved no matter how much cleavage you show![/QUOTE]Ddddddddddiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttooooooo! Look at all the Dragonlance books, etc. Having your female mage wearing a bikini doesn't help you, IMNSHO.
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