SPOILER: Most interesting characters in the game.

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

I don't like his face, but you don't really have to look at it that much.
The only problem I have with him is the belching, but there are ways to fix that... though they're more trouble than they're worth.

[TheGodThatFailed]

I like Keldorn...hes always been my fav NPC
Hes hard and hes always going on about justice...Hes cool but i also think renal bloodscalp is cool and irenacus ...
USS in NeverWinter Nights it says theives should have a high charisma so surly thats why Renal would have a high charisma...Anyway i also like the spector beholder hes funny

[Glorfindel]

noone liked neeber?

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

I only liked Noober for two lines:
"You don't think I ask too many questions, do you?"
::pause::
"What's a cleric?"

[uss]

I forgot to mention Firkraag. He's a nice character, an arrogant dragon with an interest towards the Bhaalspawn.

Best lines:

"Gorion is beyond my revenge, being dead as he is. So I settled for the next best thing."

"Ah, you return? *sigh* You'd think the children of gods would have something better to do."

[Daniel Copeland]

You all forgot Minsc. Boo is ashamed of you. Minsc had some of the funniest, most nonsensical lines in the game.


Example: (after donating enough to gain rep point)

Minsc: We follow the path that surely leads to glory! Boo is proud to be here, I can tell.

Doren(Me): It is not worthy of such a fuss, Minsc. A simple uninspiring act of charity.

Minsc: Then say it louder. We must inspire fear in evil! Quiet tales of hamsters are foolish, but a man and his hamster that tear evil limb from limb? That's scary!

Doren: Ahh, what the hell. Right-o Minsc! Our deeds will ring in the ears we box and label do not open 'til midwinter fest!

Minsc: Now you are speaking the language of Minsc!
Next we must get you a hamster! Or perhaps an ice weasel, whatever suits your taste.


Or there are the lines when you first meet him.

Minsc: I did not follow what you just said, but Boo thinks you are just ducky.

(When asked how he hid Boo)
Minsc: Boo is such a small and fast hamster, and there is ever so much of Minsc to be searching.
Imoen: Oh, I don't want to think about that.

And this may sound disturbing, but I found Aran's chief torturer kind of funny.

[uss]

Originally posted by Daniel Copeland: You all forgot Minsc. Boo is ashamed of you. Minsc had some of the funniest, most nonsensical lines in the game. Example: (after donating enough to gain rep point) Minsc: We follow the path that surely leads to glory! Boo is proud to be here, I can tell. Doren(Me): It is not worthy of such a fuss, Minsc. A simple uninspiring act of charity. Minsc: Then say it louder. We must inspire fear in evil! Quiet tales of hamsters are foolish, but a man and his hamster that tear evil limb from limb? That's scary! Doren: Ahh, what the hell. Right-o Minsc! Our deeds will ring in the ears we box and label do not open 'til midwinter fest! Minsc: Now you are speaking the language of Minsc! Next we must get you a hamster! Or perhaps an ice weasel, whatever suits your taste. Or there are the lines when you first meet him. Minsc: I did not follow what you just said, but Boo thinks you are just ducky. (When asked how he hid Boo) Minsc: Boo is such a small and fast hamster, and there is ever so much of Minsc to be searching. Imoen: Oh, I don't want to think about that.

Yeah, these 2 examples were the funniest things he said. I can't remember anything else of interest that he could've said, though.


Dradeel also had a funny line, however small it was.

"Back! No kennel can cage me! I'll escape here by myself!"

"Freedom! Freed- bloody hell!"

[Raistlin Majere]

Korgan has really funny banters, and makes some hilarious comments.

The beholder has some very funny lines(though you really have to understand english to catch the hidden meanings and sarcasm, IIRC)

And Jonny boy is like the coolest character ever! Not just the voice set, hes just got everything it takes to be an all powerful evil wizard: the arrogance, selfconfidence, a dragons ego and, of course, the power to back all those up!

[Balintherlas]

First of all, my complements illumina on that clever joke at my exspense, i pride myself on my jokes but i bow to a master. Second, im pretty sure i remember the spectator, at the sahaugin city, he gaurds the chest but i havent done that part recently so maybe i missed something, though i did jus run by him again in ToB and i remeber the only remotely funny thing he said was something about checking out the wizards floating eyes.