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Old 04-10-2009, 05:18 AM   #1
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Falling on Floor Laughing Felix is looking for a new job,,,,eh?

Sorry about your old one Felix!
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:11 PM   #2
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Default Re: Felix is looking for a new job,,,,eh?

Naahhh.... that's not Felix.

Nowhere do they mention firing weapons and combat.

That's someone else.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:58 PM   #3
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Guys, don't worry, our Felix already found a new job. The email he sent me was just filled with joy and a sense of peace I think he felt was missing up until now. See for yourself.



I personally think he's an awesome singer.
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:15 PM   #4
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Gee, I never pictured Felix in that way..
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:58 PM   #5
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Gee, I never pictured Felix in that way..
Well, I always pictured an eyepatch
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:36 PM   #6
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I suppose that way, he wouldn't have to close one eye to look through the site...
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:20 PM   #7
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Dammit man, have you forgotten OPSEC?!
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:35 PM   #8
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Guys, don't worry, our Felix already found a new job. The email he sent me was just filled with joy and a sense of peace I think he felt was missing up until now. See for yourself.

I personally think he's an awesome singer.
Nice parody, however, I do get along with children extremely well, and all Army children love canons and muskets. Thereby, please for the sake of humanity, teach those 'sheltered' children how to "Ride, Shoot Straight, and Speak the Truth"!
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The Last Shot

Honor The Fallen

Jesus died for our sins, and American Soldiers died for our freedom.




If you don't stand behind our Soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:10 PM   #9
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Nice parody, however, I do get along with children extremely well, and all Army children love canons and muskets. Thereby, please for the sake of humanity, teach those 'sheltered' children how to "Ride, Shoot Straight, and Speak the Truth"!
We can start with grammar. A "canon" is what I say,,,, or a Church dogma. If you wish to breach my castle walls, then you may wish to use a "cannon". I still luv ya Felix!! Please don't become an Interrogator, OK!
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:28 PM   #10
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We can start with grammar. A "canon" is what I say,,,, or a Church dogma. If you wish to breach my castle walls, then you may wish to use a "cannon". I still luv ya Felix!! Please don't become an Interrogator, OK!
I,I, sir. You got me on the ropes with that one. One must remember when using 'notepad' then transferring here, they should "proof" read their scribbles.

I shall throw power to the fuse in which we might see in order to 'mop-the-bore', then we shall throw power to the fuze in order to fire the HE munition from the caNNon. We shall interrogate all that survive.
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Honor The Fallen

Jesus died for our sins, and American Soldiers died for our freedom.




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