The Ultimate CHEESE weapon

[Pyrenk]

The more simple an item is, the better it is =) For example, take the Cheese SotM...complex item. Now, look-

Ultimate Cheese Ring (usable by all) This ring is placed in your weapon slot, and deals 5,000 ranged or 50,000 melee damage =)

Equipped abilities-
Wearing this ring takes you to the last boss of the game (Depending on SoA or ToB) and automatically deals 10,000 damage to him/her. This will continue doing 10,000 damage to every enemy on screen until they are dead/they begin their death dialogue.


Or, the simplest variant-

Same name:
Equipping this ring automatically wins the game. Ending movie plays.

[ 07-24-2003, 01:34 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

[Gangrell]

Originally posted by Pyrenk: The more simple an item is, the better it is =) For example, take the Cheese SotM...complex item. Now, look- Ultimate Cheese Ring (usable by all) Equipped abilities- Wearing this ring takes you to the last boss of the game (Depending on SoA or ToB) and automatically deals 10,000 damage to him/her. This will continue doing 10,000 damage to every enemy on screen until they are dead/they begin their death dialogue. Or, the simplest variant- Same name: Equipping this ring automatically wins the game. Ending movie plays.

You may as well get trigger happy with Ctrl-Y [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Dundee Slaytern]

The Ultimate Cheese Weapon

The Club of Cheddar +1:
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Ages ago, in a valley, a lone warrior was travelling to a distant city when he was suddenly ambushed by bandits. In the midst of the ensuring battle, his weapon shattered and all had seemed lost when suddenly, he spotted a large lump of stale cheese on the roadside that had fallen from a caravan several moons ago.

Desperate for a weapon, the warrior grabbed the revolting chunk of cheddar and bludgeoned the bandits violently with it. Gacking from the awful stench of the rotten cheese, and bruised by the hard staleness of it, the bandits' morale broke and they fled.

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Damage: 1d4+1 crushing damage

Target must save vs breath with each hit with a -4 penalty or suffer nasuea in the form of -4 to THACO and AC.

Usable by all( who can stand its' stench)

[Sir Exxon]

Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern: The Ultimate Cheese Weapon The Club of Cheddar +1: -------- Damage: 1d4+1 crushing damage Target must save vs breath with each hit with a -4 penalty or suffer nasuea in the form of -4 to THACO and AC. Usable by all( who can stand its' stench)

Ahaha, funny as always, eh?

[Pyrenk]

Originally posted by Gangrell: quote: Originally posted by Pyrenk: The more simple an item is, the better it is =) For example, take the Cheese SotM...complex item. Now, look- Ultimate Cheese Ring (usable by all) Equipped abilities- Wearing this ring takes you to the last boss of the game (Depending on SoA or ToB) and automatically deals 10,000 damage to him/her. This will continue doing 10,000 damage to every enemy on screen until they are dead/they begin their death dialogue. Or, the simplest variant- Same name: Equipping this ring automatically wins the game. Ending movie plays.

You may as well get trigger happy with Ctrl-Y [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I could, but that takes time

[Zuvio]

Originally posted by Sir Exxon: quote: Originally posted by Firestormalpha: What exactly is the Killsword? Is it ToB only or is it mod or what. Also, what are it's specs?

Killsword, or killsw01, a way overpowered weapon you can only get using the CLUAConsole. IIRC, mr. Gath uses this weapon.
As for the stats, you'll have to wait for someone else to reply, as I don't have the game installed on this computer. But from the top of my head, it has something like +2500 fire, acid, poison, electricity, cold, piercing and slashing damage. [/QUOTE]Doing major damage isn't the true cheesiness of the killsw01, it also uses long range to strike and grants 100%MR and the user is under the constant effect of improved haste. And above all that, your THAC0 is reduced by 20 and so is your AC.

This is the only weapon that makes it possible for you to kill 10 enemies sequentially, BEFORE the gibs of the first dead enemy reach the ground. And that was the actual purpose of the sword.

[Xen]

Originally posted by Zuvio: This is the only weapon that makes it possible for you to kill 10 enemies sequentially, BEFORE the gibs of the first dead enemy reach the ground. And that was the actual purpose of the sword. [/QB]

Well at least i know now that i don`t have to bother with Dragons anymore.

[Lord]

Originally posted by Sir Exxon: quote: Originally posted by Firestormalpha: What exactly is the Killsword? Is it ToB only or is it mod or what. Also, what are it's specs?

Killsword, or killsw01, a way overpowered weapon you can only get using the CLUAConsole. IIRC, mr. Gath uses this weapon.
As for the stats, you'll have to wait for someone else to reply, as I don't have the game installed on this computer. But from the top of my head, it has something like +2500 fire, acid, poison, electricity, cold, piercing and slashing damage. [/QUOTE]I really wanna see this killsword, so I did CLUA killsw01, but a Long Sword +2
was created. What's the CLUA for it?

[daan]

Have you tried equiping the sword and striking someone with it ?
The killsword is the devil in disguise [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

[Lord]

Ouch, sounds nasty [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]