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03-21-2008, 11:12 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
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Early Dementia Test
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why the hell are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man’s land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'? Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question. 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to MilfordHaven in Wales .. In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. InCardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on . InSwansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you. PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions |
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03-22-2008, 01:36 AM
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Anubis
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Re: Early Dementia Test
god damn. I hate these questions. I got the last 3 right.
But the first two get me everytime. Gah.  Great find ladyz!
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03-22-2008, 06:18 AM
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Jack Burton
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Re: Early Dementia Test
Sorry, got 'em all! Pretty good for 7:15am on Saturday.
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03-22-2008, 07:49 AM
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Quth-Maren
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Re: Early Dementia Test
Got them all right too. Sorry.
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03-22-2008, 01:17 PM
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Apophis
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Re: Early Dementia Test
This *can't* be right- I got them all correct. Something must be wrong with this test.
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03-22-2008, 02:10 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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Re: Early Dementia Test
Frickin' pedants....
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03-22-2008, 11:49 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
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Re: Early Dementia Test
LOL, I don't know why people are saying they are sorry for getting the questions correct.
 I really got a chuckle out of this test myself. I read it late at night on Friday, after about 3-4 beers LOL, it really got me to the fullest extent, which was very entertaining to me. So I just wanted to share.
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03-27-2008, 08:44 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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Re: Early Dementia Test
ack...I'm off to read Auto World, I guess....
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03-27-2008, 10:47 AM
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Re: Early Dementia Test
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03-27-2008, 05:13 PM
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Apophis
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Re: Early Dementia Test
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