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Malavon's Rage · 07-05-2003, 11:15 PM

Most: Viconia, must I say more?
Least: Noober

theholyavenger · 07-06-2003, 01:37 AM

If my character's a female:

MOST: Drizzt
LEAST: Anomen

If my character's a male:

MOST: Viconia
LEAST: Mazzy (Don't wanna be accused of dating children)

Now as i realized, i have a tendency for dark skin mates...

Zuvio · 07-06-2003, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Vedran:

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Originally posted by Zuvio:
ROMANCING handmaidens would be pretty awesome.

I certainly hope that you don't think of Handmaiden of Lolth (Yochlol)...

[/QUOTE]I meant the leather-coated whip-lashing babes of terror, the foxy chicks, not some.... puddle of ooze.

Oh yeah, and Valen offcourse, but not Bodhi: just take a good long look at her thumb in-game. She looks like the female version of Ozzy Osbourne:simply hideous !!

SixOfSpades · 07-06-2003, 10:55 PM

Most:
Raelis Shai--She's exotic, experienced, independent, good-looking (and can cast Friends on top of that), and dang it, I dig her accent!
ToB NPC--Talk about having a forceful personality to interact with, and yet willing to let you be the boss! Plus there's the possibility of what the kids will be like, AND you can use him for a night-light! Just watch out for that 200 Piercing damage.

(If he was more interesting, I'd say Valygar. "So you're determined to be the last of your line, Mr. Corthala? Are you......sure about that?"

)

Least:
Pleasure Slave--Sure she's hot, sure she's naked, but her only desire is to serve my every whim? Please. Even Aerie is more interesting.
Korgan--Tie me up and rape me while I pull on your beard, you evil bastard. I want to smell your body odor!

Alson · 07-08-2003, 08:11 AM

Raelis Shai?! Dude, she has a tail, for crying out loud! Oh, the clumsiness...

...and I'm dying to know where that "experienced" remark came from. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I must agree with you about the ToB NPC as a possible romance for female. Lotsa' sex appeal, and that 18 DEX must come in handy.

jinny · 07-08-2003, 01:59 PM

Most: i dunno

Least: any elf.... have u guys looked at their heads? seems sorta disfigured don't it?

o and Sarevok... cuz HE's supposedly your BROTHER ewwwwww

Dragonshadow · 07-08-2003, 03:55 PM

Okay, so far: [EDIT:]I was told ther was spoilers here, so:

SPOILERS!!!!
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MOST
Viconia 8
Sola2
Imoen3
Firkraag1
Valygar2 (have to say, I'm with them!

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Err... Boo 3(apparantly he's "a sexy beast"?)
paladin1
Aerie3
jahira2(God, she's older than you!)
Mazzy1
Coutesan1
Drow1
Ellesmie1
Bohdi1
demogorgan1
Bhaal1
Alora1
Haer'Delis1
Drizzt1
Realis Shei1

LEAST
Boo2
Zombie Lord1
Anomen2 (I sat through most of his romance once... GOD it was boring!)
Saemon1
Korgan2
Sahuagin1
Ooze1
Nalia3
Viconia1(don't blame 'em)
Aerie1
Imoen1
ma Jansen1
Aunt Sommingoranother1
Bohdi1
irenicus1
Skie(? Who?)1
tanari1
jan1
Noober1
Mazzy1
Courtesan1
Elves1
Sarevok1

By the end of this, I needed to go pee BADLY!

DS

EDIT: I'm really rather worried about you lot...

[ 07-10-2003, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

SixOfSpades · 07-08-2003, 09:57 PM

jinny, Dragonshadow, can we have some nice little Spoiler tags obscuring the name of the ToB NPC? This is the SoA forum, after all.

And Raelis doesn't have to have a tail.....she might have pointy ears, or cloven feet, or fur, or something like that. And besides, a tail would add some fun new wrinkles--more of a benefit than a drawback, if you ask me. But I draw the line at horns. A girl with pointy horns would not be a good thing--if you tried to kiss her and missed, you'd stand a good chance of putting your eye out. Not to mention what she'd do to the pillows.

As for being "experienced," how can the intelligent, sexy female leader of a successful, plane-traveling group of Bards (minimum CHA of 15) not be well-versed in the ways of love? I'd propose a contest between her and Viconia, were it not for the fact that the mere suggestion of such a thing would send many of our members into a state of apoplexy. [img]smile.gif[/img]

And the ToB NPC "only" has 17 DEX--it's Valygar who has 18. Still both quite limber, still both quite flexible, imagine the possibilities!

Dragonshadow · 07-09-2003, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
jinny, Dragonshadow, can we have some nice little Spoiler tags obscuring the name of the ToB NPC? This is the SoA forum, after all.

And the ToB NPC "only" has 17 DEX--it's Valygar who has 18. Still both quite limber, still both quite flexible, imagine the possibilities!

Who is the ToB NPC? And I can't add spoiler tags, time elapsed. Soz! PLeas forgive me!

Dragonshadow · 07-09-2003, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
jinny, Dragonshadow, can we have some nice little Spoiler tags obscuring the name of the ToB NPC? This is the SoA forum, after all.

And the ToB NPC "only" has 17 DEX--it's Valygar who has 18. Still both quite limber, still both quite flexible, imagine the possibilities!

Who is the ToB NPC? And I can't add spoiler tags, time elapsed. Soz! PLeas forgive me!

07-05-2003, 11:15 PM	#31
Malavon's Rage Elminster Join Date: July 15, 2002 Location: USA Age: 37 Posts: 412	Most: Viconia, must I say more? Least: Noober __________________ Capital Punishment turns the state into a murderer, Imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

07-06-2003, 01:37 AM	#32
theholyavenger Manshoon Join Date: February 27, 2002 Location: Faerun Age: 41 Posts: 205	If my character's a female: MOST: Drizzt LEAST: Anomen If my character's a male: MOST: Viconia LEAST: Mazzy (Don't wanna be accused of dating children) Now as i realized, i have a tendency for dark skin mates... __________________ \"There once was a warrior true,<br />with the sense knocked out of him, too.<br />But in a hamster he found,<br />some wisdom profound,<br />and now where goes he goes his Boo!\"<br /><br />~Crazy Celvan in Baldur\'s Gate II Shadows of Amn

07-06-2003, 10:55 PM	#34
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	Most: Raelis Shai--She's exotic, experienced, independent, good-looking (and can cast Friends on top of that), and dang it, I dig her accent! ToB NPC--Talk about having a forceful personality to interact with, and yet willing to let you be the boss! Plus there's the possibility of what the kids will be like, AND you can use him for a night-light! Just watch out for that 200 Piercing damage. (If he was more interesting, I'd say Valygar. "So you're determined to be the last of your line, Mr. Corthala? Are you......sure about that?" ) Least: Pleasure Slave--Sure she's hot, sure she's naked, but her only desire is to serve my every whim? Please. Even Aerie is more interesting. Korgan--Tie me up and rape me while I pull on your beard, you evil bastard. I want to smell your body odor! __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.

07-08-2003, 08:11 AM	#35
Alson Galvatron Join Date: December 14, 2001 Location: Israel Age: 38 Posts: 2,187	Raelis Shai?! Dude, she has a tail, for crying out loud! Oh, the clumsiness... ...and I'm dying to know where that "experienced" remark came from. [img]tongue.gif[/img] I must agree with you about the ToB NPC as a possible romance for female. Lotsa' sex appeal, and that 18 DEX must come in handy. __________________ In memory of Ilan Ramon - the first Israeli astronaut.<br /><br /><br />[url]\"http://members.chello.nl/~j.vanthull/BG2SR/Home.htm\" target=\"_blank\">BGII Spells Reference</a> - everything you ever wanted to know about spells!

07-08-2003, 01:59 PM	#36
jinny Dungeon Master Join Date: July 7, 2003 Location: CALI Age: 40 Posts: 56	Most: i dunno Least: any elf.... have u guys looked at their heads? seems sorta disfigured don't it? o and Sarevok... cuz HE's supposedly your BROTHER ewwwwww __________________ jinny see. jinny do. u say WEE! i will too!

07-08-2003, 03:55 PM	#37
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Okay, so far: [EDIT:]I was told ther was spoilers here, so: SPOILERS!!!! * * * * . . . .. . . . MOST Viconia 8 Sola2 Imoen3 Firkraag1 Valygar2 (have to say, I'm with them! ) Err... Boo 3(apparantly he's "a sexy beast"?) paladin1 Aerie3 jahira2(God, she's older than you!) Mazzy1 Coutesan1 Drow1 Ellesmie1 Bohdi1 demogorgan1 Bhaal1 Alora1 Haer'Delis1 Drizzt1 Realis Shei1 LEAST Boo2 Zombie Lord1 Anomen2 (I sat through most of his romance once... GOD it was boring!) Saemon1 Korgan2 Sahuagin1 Ooze1 Nalia3 Viconia1(don't blame 'em) Aerie1 Imoen1 ma Jansen1 Aunt Sommingoranother1 Bohdi1 irenicus1 Skie(? Who?)1 tanari1 jan1 Noober1 Mazzy1 Courtesan1 Elves1 Sarevok1 By the end of this, I needed to go pee BADLY! DS EDIT: I'm really rather worried about you lot... [ 07-10-2003, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ] __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

07-08-2003, 09:57 PM	#38
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	jinny, Dragonshadow, can we have some nice little Spoiler tags obscuring the name of the ToB NPC? This is the SoA forum, after all. And Raelis doesn't have to have a tail.....she might have pointy ears, or cloven feet, or fur, or something like that. And besides, a tail would add some fun new wrinkles--more of a benefit than a drawback, if you ask me. But I draw the line at horns. A girl with pointy horns would not be a good thing--if you tried to kiss her and missed, you'd stand a good chance of putting your eye out. Not to mention what she'd do to the pillows. As for being "experienced," how can the intelligent, sexy female leader of a successful, plane-traveling group of Bards (minimum CHA of 15) not be well-versed in the ways of love? I'd propose a contest between her and Viconia, were it not for the fact that the mere suggestion of such a thing would send many of our members into a state of apoplexy. [img]smile.gif[/img] And the ToB NPC "only" has 17 DEX--it's Valygar who has 18. Still both quite limber, still both quite flexible, imagine the possibilities! __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.

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