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05-01-2007, 10:45 AM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 38
Posts: 4,679
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What is your birth month?
01- I ate 02- I needed 03- I ran naked with 04- I shot 05- I cuddled with 06- I smoked with 07- I banged 08- I ran shirtless with 09- I stabbed 10- I killed 11- I slept with 12- I left And the exact day? 01 - the trojan man 02 - a dog 03 - a jew 04 - a toothbrush 05 - Paris Hilton 06 - a homo 07 - Barny the dinosaur 08 - a prostitute 09 - a pornstar 10 - a bag of weed 11 - the kool-aid-man 12 - Santa Claus 13 - a condom 14 - a whore 15 - an orange 16 - a stripper 17 - a bisexual 18 - a horse 19 - my boyfriend 20 - a crackhead 21 - a homeless guy 22 - my lover 23 - my crush 24 - a easter egg 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a hottie 27 - a bowl of cereal 28 - a french fry 29 - your dealer 30 - a glass of milk 31 - Your grandma And what's the color of your shirt right now? White - because thats how I roll Black - because im sexy as hell Pink - because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other - because I have double D's Green - because I'm good in bed Orange - because I smoke ***** Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Brown - because i had to Shirtless - because I've got abs And what did you get?
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05-01-2007, 10:49 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
Posts: 11,752
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I cuddled with a crackhead because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
(Note the minor spelling correction... should be "you're" and not "your") Since I'm a guy, I'm glad I'm not wearing a read shirt... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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05-01-2007, 10:57 AM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
Age: 58
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I slept with a french fry cause that's how I roll.
LOL reminds me of those old MAD libs, sometimes they are hilarious, and sometimes (like mine) they don't make much sense. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] |
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05-01-2007, 11:00 AM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
 Join Date: June 11, 2001
Location: Wherever the road takes me.....
Age: 54
Posts: 609
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I cuddled with a bisexual because thats how I roll
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05-01-2007, 11:01 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 59
Posts: 16,981
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I needed the kool-aid-man because I have double D's.
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05-01-2007, 11:04 AM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: October 23, 2001
Location: Edinburgh
Age: 39
Posts: 1,918
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I cuddled with your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs.
err... 
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05-01-2007, 11:38 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 42
Posts: 5,556
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I shot a jew because thats how I roll.. errr.. right..
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05-01-2007, 11:40 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: October 19, 2005
Location: Sweden
Age: 38
Posts: 318
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I ate a condom because im sexy as hell
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05-01-2007, 12:20 PM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: June 14, 2004
Location: Neb.
Age: 59
Posts: 725
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I cuddled with a whore because i'm gay
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05-01-2007, 12:30 PM
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Quth-Maren
 Join Date: February 17, 2003
Location: Portsmouth
Age: 35
Posts: 4,145
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i ran naked with my lover cos I'm sexy as hell
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