This christmas... I am afraid. - Page 2

Captain Obvious · 11-29-2006, 02:34 PM

Water guns are your answer. Or, even better, water bomb launchers. a little bit of foam wont hurt you if you are dual wielding a water bomb launcher and a big ass super soaker.

Those things are most of the reason i look forward to having kids!

alternatively, pick him up by the ankles as has been suggested, but take it a step further by dunking him head first in the john. it is amazing how co-operative kids are when their heads are a few inches above the water and they can hear the flushing....

Timber Loftis · 11-29-2006, 03:33 PM

Thank You, Captain Obvious.

Sorry, I always wanted to do that. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Ivelliis · 11-29-2006, 03:52 PM

NERF? What's this? Google provides little help (in the sniper rifle/chain gun category though [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

Eagle eye · 11-29-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ivelliis:
NERF? What's this? Google provides little help (in the sniper rifle/chain gun category though [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

I WAS wondering the same thing.

[ 11-29-2006, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Eagle eye ]

Dragonshadow · 11-29-2006, 04:28 PM

Kyrvias - You are doomed.

Ivelliis · 11-29-2006, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eagle eye:
I WAS wondering the same thing.

The use of WAS in big capital letters hints that you are enlightened...feel free to share [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bozos of Bones · 11-29-2006, 04:46 PM

It's an air gun that fires a sponge projectile.
http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/

Cloudbringer · 11-29-2006, 07:28 PM

ROTFL! I like the Hold him upside down or the supersoaker options... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Just hope he doesn't get something with a siren sound or that sings silly songs- over and over and over and over......argh.. although I've been known to purchase such toys for the children of friends and family....who live far away!

Bungleau · 11-29-2006, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
I find that at that age they can't shoot you if you hold them upside down by their ankles.

They can, however, whack you in the groin with whatever weapon they have in hand....

Zerrato · 11-30-2006, 07:31 PM

haha the trick isn't in forcing them into submission! it's so much for fun to play mind games with them and exploit that fact later! I remember one time I actually convinced my sister that she could stand in the toilet and flush herself into the sewers where she could meet Sonic the Hedgehog! *laughs*

It's moments like that that make great blackmale material

Even little kids don't wanna be embarrassed in front of friends!

11-29-2006, 02:34 PM	#11
Captain Obvious Elminster Join Date: May 21, 2006 Location: New Zealand Age: 42 Posts: 420	Water guns are your answer. Or, even better, water bomb launchers. a little bit of foam wont hurt you if you are dual wielding a water bomb launcher and a big ass super soaker. Those things are most of the reason i look forward to having kids! alternatively, pick him up by the ankles as has been suggested, but take it a step further by dunking him head first in the john. it is amazing how co-operative kids are when their heads are a few inches above the water and they can hear the flushing.... __________________ I am the Walrus!

11-29-2006, 03:33 PM	#12
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Thank You, Captain Obvious. Sorry, I always wanted to do that. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________

11-29-2006, 03:52 PM	#13
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 35 Posts: 2,561	NERF? What's this? Google provides little help (in the sniper rifle/chain gun category though [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) __________________

11-29-2006, 04:28 PM	#15
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Kyrvias - You are doomed. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

11-29-2006, 04:46 PM	#17
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	It's an air gun that fires a sponge projectile. http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/ __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

11-29-2006, 07:28 PM	#18
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ROTFL! I like the Hold him upside down or the supersoaker options... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Just hope he doesn't get something with a siren sound or that sings silly songs- over and over and over and over......argh.. although I've been known to purchase such toys for the children of friends and family....who live far away! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

11-30-2006, 07:31 PM	#20
Zerrato Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 8, 2006 Location: Ste. Genevieve Age: 38 Posts: 15	haha the trick isn't in forcing them into submission! it's so much for fun to play mind games with them and exploit that fact later! I remember one time I actually convinced my sister that she could stand in the toilet and flush herself into the sewers where she could meet Sonic the Hedgehog! laughs It's moments like that that make great blackmale material Even little kids don't wanna be embarrassed in front of friends! __________________ Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

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