Changing a lightbulb

[wellard]

Originally posted by Callum: quote: Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich: quote: Originally posted by Spirits Reborn: how many callums does it take to change a lightbulb? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I'll tell you it takes more Callums than Calums everytime, as us Calums are notoriously more proficient at lightbulb replacement Darn double L'ers! [/QUOTE]It's a lie! A lie I say! As both Calum and Lie have only one 'L'! [/QUOTE]I hereby dictate that the new international standard for the rate at which lightbulbs are changed is called the callum

10 lightbulb changes per 24 hours = 1 Callum.
100 lightbulb changes per 24 hours is a Callumination.
1 lightbulb change per 24 hours is a Call um someone else (to do the job!}

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[Callum]

Woohoo! I'll be rich and famous!

[robertthebard]

Originally posted by Callum: Woohoo! I'll be rich and famous!

Maybe infamous would be a better word.