Chuck Norris is better then us.

[Ilander]

Kicking your ass is trivial to Chuck Norris, because he specializes in roundhouse kicks to the head.

Sorry but Vin Diesel was the original fact generator. The rest can go sod off.

[Sir Degrader]

Killjoy.

Originally posted by Sir Degrader: Killjoy.

Don't deny it. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Sever: quote: Originally posted by Sir Degrader: When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

In my present state, it's taken me about a minute to quote this one out of the plethora. And i'm still giggling. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]See that one isn't funny to me, cause it's not realistic LOL. I mean, OK, he couldn't get the Bacon McMuffin (which is NOT on a McDonalds ("Mc") menu btw LOL), so he roundhouse kicks the store and it turns into a Wendys. Well, Wendy's does NOT serve ANY breakfast LOL. I know, I used to work at one a thousand years ago. So that would mean that Norris roundhoused himself to even a worse position than he was before, re the bacon an all.

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[krunchyfrogg]

Originally posted by johnny: Chuck Norris has less chesthair after he met Bruce Lee.

[img]smile.gif[/img] I got it.

[Ladyzekke]

Not that I don't care or anything. I feel for Norris. Bacon isn't something you can get easily at fast food joints, that is actually edible I mean. Heck even fancy restaurants it seems it's a touch-and-go deal if the bacon will be good. Lot of restaurants nowadays it seems are deepfrying the bacon instead of cooking it on a stove. Which is all well and good if you do it right, and the bacon is fresh and not frozen. If frozen, you toss that into a vat of oil and it makes quite the completely tasteless bacon. And mind you, it's a good $3.00 to $4.00 for a side of bacon at a restaraunt here, no matter where you go (3-4 pieces).

Sorry re the off topic again LOL. I'm all riled up re bacon LOL, somebody help me [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Sever]

I wholeheartedly agree with you LZ. The impending decline in quality of cooked bacon in our food industries is a serious concern amongst lovers of take-away breakfasts the world over. I feel for Chuck . But i was laughing at how one of his kicks turned 'em into a bunch of softies [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . Now stop making me giggle.

[Ilander]

Anybody see that ridiculous made-for-CBS movie he made a few years ago? The one where he kicked the terrorist leader while they were crawling on the ground, and they spun 3 (THREE) times, and flew into a tree, like ten feet away.

RECAP: Spun three time and hit a tree five feet in the air, ten feet away.

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Sever: I wholeheartedly agree with you LZ. The impending decline in quality of cooked bacon in our food industries is a serious concern amongst lovers of take-away breakfasts the world over. I feel for Chuck . But i was laughing at how one of his kicks turned 'em into a bunch of softies [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . Now stop making me giggle.

I know Sever, bacon is a precious thing LOL and must be cooked with reverence. I will say Chilis does well with their bacon, they have that apple smoked bacon, whatever that means LOL. Either way it's mostly always good, as long as they cook it to crispyness. Nothing angers me more than being served in a restaraunt white edged curly raw bacon, how DARE YOU!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

LOL, hey Wendy's isn't that softie, they are the only fast food joint to offer the triple hamburger, it's humongous LOL. And again, Wendy's has no breakfast whatsoever, not even a simple egg sammitch. You know, back in the 80's Wendy's used to have this awesome fish sandwich, all white fish, yummy as hell. Then out of nowhere it just disappeared from the menu, and has never returned. I have always wondered what happened LOL. I mean, McDonalds, Burger King, Roy Rogers, etc., all have fish as a menu item, but not Wendy's anymore! Sucks too cause again it was awesome. Wow off topic even more LOL.

[ 11-11-2005, 10:36 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]