What's the worst thing you could find on your matress?

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Haven't had bed bugs, nor a story in the same line as Mr Mopery's. Yuck!

I did once dream that there was this huge spider walking on my bed, and then I woke up and rolled out of my bed only to hit my head against my reading lamp. Does that count? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[wellard]

Originally posted by Mr. Mopery: Um...I seem to have wandered off topic. Perhaps we should get back to the discussion of scabrous things found in beds?

Well there was this girl I met once .... But that story wont interest anyone here ... sufice to say dettol and a scrubbing brush were serious options the morning after [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Originally posted by wellard: quote: Originally posted by Mr. Mopery: Um...I seem to have wandered off topic. Perhaps we should get back to the discussion of scabrous things found in beds?

Well there was this girl I met once .... But that story wont interest anyone here ... sufice to say dettol and a scrubbing brush were serious options the morning after [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]That'll teach you not to date mudwrestlers.

[burnzey boi]

Originally posted by johnny: A bunch of crap from a girl that had her period. I had to buy a new matras that time. I should have known better then to trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

lol u got that off southpark, where Mr. garison says that straight people are gay.. so to speak

[HERITIC]

Originally posted by Q'alooaith: I was doing some spring cleaning today, and I lifted up my bed to clean under it, and what do I find. Not a mass of bugs, not a mass of dead bugs, but a mass of both living AND dead bugs, crawling under my bed, on my matress, under my sheets, all over under my beding. Small, the bigest being 5mm long, but so many live ones, and thousands of dead husks. I last moved my bed two weeks ago, so that's probably how long I've been living with these beasts, I've sprayed my entire room with bug killer, and my matress, old sheets, which then went in the wash, and all my bedding and clothes. I'm just ranting, I plan to crash at my sisters place while some realy realy posionus stuff get's pumped in to kill off any eggs these things might have layed. I feel ill just thinking about sleeping in that bed now, I might even have to get a new one (cheepo bed anyway, so no big loss and I've been meaning to get a better one for ages)

I saw a show once were an lady lived in that kind of filth (NOT saying your filthy, least you clean not like this lady!) and one night she woke up and her ear was hurting really bad so she went to the hospital and the docter checked her over and he found cockroach eggs and larva of some other insect living in her head !!!!

your lucky man!!!

[Q'alooaith]

Bug men comming to spray down the room/bed tomorrow, though I got most of the moving ones he said there where probably a tone of eggs/larva and such I didn't get.

And then my rooms off limits to anything under three foot tall, all the nasty cemicals and all that.