West Texas cafe

Bungleau · 04-29-2005, 10:44 AM

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead rat in the chili.

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too!"

Timber Loftis · 04-29-2005, 11:19 AM

Ewwwwwww.....

Wait, ewwwwwwwwwww.... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Arvon · 04-29-2005, 12:07 PM

Don't blame me! I didn't post this when I found it somewhere else.

Xen · 04-29-2005, 12:10 PM

LOL @ Arvon! It's still sick tough!

Bungleau · 04-29-2005, 02:22 PM

You mean I'm passing along Arvon cast-offs?

My twisted side is showing...

wellard · 04-29-2005, 02:50 PM

OHHHH that's bad Bungleau [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Attalus is from east Texas I hope

Attalus · 04-29-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wellard:
OHHHH that's bad Bungleau [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Attalus is from east Texas I hope

Yep, just east of Dallas, and to a West Texan, that's East. Practically Eastern Seaboard; they call it "the swamp."

Cloudbringer · 04-29-2005, 03:27 PM

I'm so glad I wasn't eating lunch when I saw this! To echo a few others.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img]

Aragorn1 · 04-29-2005, 04:08 PM

I think this sums it up nicely: [img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 04-29-2005, 09:38 PM

Oh yes, here I was eating my Doritos with a nice Nacho dip... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Shouldn't there be a warning on these kind of threads... [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-29-2005, 10:44 AM	#1
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too!" __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

04-29-2005, 11:19 AM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Ewwwwwww..... Wait, ewwwwwwwwwww.... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] __________________

04-29-2005, 12:07 PM	#3
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Don't blame me! I didn't post this when I found it somewhere else. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-29-2005, 02:22 PM	#5
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	You mean I'm passing along Arvon cast-offs? My twisted side is showing... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

04-29-2005, 02:50 PM	#6
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	OHHHH that's bad Bungleau [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] Attalus is from east Texas I hope __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

04-29-2005, 12:10 PM	#4
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	LOL @ Arvon! It's still sick tough!

04-29-2005, 03:27 PM	#8
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	I'm so glad I wasn't eating lunch when I saw this! To echo a few others.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

04-29-2005, 04:08 PM	#9
Aragorn1 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 3, 2001 Location: Cornwall England Age: 38 Posts: 1,197	I think this sums it up nicely: [img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img]

04-29-2005, 09:38 PM	#10
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Oh yes, here I was eating my Doritos with a nice Nacho dip... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] Shouldn't there be a warning on these kind of threads... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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