Alcohol Side Effects (Joke)

[Paladin2000]

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.

3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

5. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

6. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.
Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.
Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.

7. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making an ass of yourself.

8. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

9. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn.
Cure: Coffee and a long nap.

Joke taken/borrowed from AskMen.com

[ 01-26-2005, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]

[VulcanRider]

Symptom: The "lingerie model" you picked up is wearing underwear larger than yours.
Cause: You have beer goggles.
Cure: Enjoy yourself, then leave quickly or risk having to gnaw your arm off in the morning.

[Xen]

They are good, but it didn't make me laugh.

[Blunderbuss]

lol. The first was the best.

[Kakero]

I wonder if Johnny get all those symptoms. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Sythe]

LOL Kakero [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[krunchyfrogg]

Thanks.