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12-20-2004, 07:19 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Infinite Wisdom
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."
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12-20-2004, 08:26 AM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: December 12, 2001
Location: Fryslân, The Netherlands
Age: 45
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Now there's wisdom for ya. Always too late on the scene.
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12-20-2004, 09:58 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
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heh good one... [img]smile.gif[/img]
By the way what would someone who is infinitly beautiful look like? I mean since "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". just wondering... |
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12-20-2004, 11:02 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: October 11, 2004
Location: England
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Hehe. Good one. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
Perhaps someone who is infinitely beautiful, would be such that they appeared beautiful in whoevers eye they are beheld. |
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12-20-2004, 06:51 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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Agree, he should have taken the money. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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12-21-2004, 02:07 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: July 13, 2004
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Quote:
http://users.wpi.edu/~dmerritt/pics/beholder.jpg http://www.diterlizzi.com/art/games/...d-beholder.jpg http://edomekuvat.soneraplaza.fi/BGate2/beholder.jpg
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12-21-2004, 04:07 PM
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Harper
Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
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Oh you funny funny bone...
well, I think the 3rd edition (the first one) is the scariest... so lets pick that one [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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12-21-2004, 06:20 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: September 20, 2004
Location: Maine, feel sorry for me
Age: 34
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That was good. I would have chosen the money, 'cause with money you can buy all the wisdom (advisors) and beauty (plastic surgery) you need! he got ripped off.
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12-21-2004, 07:41 PM
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Harper
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
Age: 40
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Nice little joke as well!
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12-22-2004, 05:32 AM
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Mephistopheles
Join Date: December 12, 2001
Location: Fryslân, The Netherlands
Age: 45
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Nor wisdom, come to think of it. You can have a veritable army of the smartest advisors in the world, but that won't stop you from doing the wrong things with the right advice. |
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