He Said, She Said...(A bit PG)

Arvon · 11-22-2004, 06:58 AM

He Said She Said

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said....Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said....It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

He said....Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said...That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart

[ 11-22-2004, 07:06 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

RoSs_bg2_rox · 11-22-2004, 07:01 AM

Lol Arvon. They are great. Although I think the guy may get a slap outa number 1.

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood · 11-22-2004, 07:05 AM

Those were good.. havn't seen them before.

Hivetyrant · 11-22-2004, 07:06 AM

ROFLMAO, that was a great set o' jokes arvon, as usual

Kakero · 11-22-2004, 09:43 PM

ROFLMAO...Is that "he" happen to be you arvon? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Callum · 11-23-2004, 03:32 AM

Nice!

11-22-2004, 06:58 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	He Said She Said He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? He said....Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said....It's not my fault...I ran out of money. He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded. He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror. He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there. He said....Shall we try a different position tonight? She said...That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart [ 11-22-2004, 07:06 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ] __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-22-2004, 07:01 AM	#2
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 35 Posts: 5,225	Lol Arvon. They are great. Although I think the guy may get a slap outa number 1. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-22-2004, 07:05 AM	#3
Variol (Farseer) Elmwood Jack Burton Join Date: May 16, 2003 Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada Age: 59 Posts: 5,634	Those were good.. havn't seen them before. __________________ A MAN WHO WANTS FOR NOTHING HAS INFINITE WEALTH. (me)

11-23-2004, 03:32 AM	#6
Callum Symbol of Cyric Join Date: October 21, 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 36 Posts: 1,143	Nice! __________________ [img]\"http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4763/callumavataranimated4ff.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-22-2004, 07:06 AM	#4
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	ROFLMAO, that was a great set o' jokes arvon, as usual

11-22-2004, 09:43 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	ROFLMAO...Is that "he" happen to be you arvon? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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