08-07-2004, 07:42 AM | #1 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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there is something wrong with this logic.. like the beer logic.. i got this from my email as usual
---------------------------------------------------- Subject: Story of a homeless man Date: Thu, 5 Aug 2004 16:34:01 +0800 A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
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08-07-2004, 08:58 AM | #2 |
Symbol of Moradin
Join Date: June 5, 2002
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LOL! That one is pretty good.
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08-07-2004, 10:55 AM | #3 |
Ra
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That was great
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08-07-2004, 11:12 AM | #4 |
Zartan
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That just reminded me of Johnny there, I wonder if he really moved...
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