Cloudy's Cafe, a conversation zone, August 3, 2003

[Xen]

I like this better:


[ 08-08-2003, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: Xen ]

[Kakero]

A realm down, now how do you like that? One minute you are happily killing cows , the next you are kick out and it says realm down open logging in. shesh!

pass over some beer to me johnny, I may need it.

[johnny]

Here you go. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Edit: never mind, the pic won't load.

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[ 08-08-2003, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: johnny ]

[Horatio]

Hey all. I may have missed something while I've been away conducting research on Leisure Activities in Miami (it's a tough job but someone's gotta do it )but has Willow gone AWOL?

[johnny]

What's AWOL ?

[Horatio]

Absence Without Official Leave. Of course, she doesn't need to ASK for leave [img]tongue.gif[/img]
But I was just missing that voice of reason [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Well, there's always me.

No, she isn't gone, she just isn't that much online anymore, work and all, you know ? Pretty selfish of Willow to abandon us for a job, don't you think ?

[Horatio]

Originally posted by johnny: Well, there's always me. No, she isn't gone, she just isn't that much online anymore, work and all, you know ? Pretty selfish of Willow to abandon us for a job, don't you think ?

Damn right it is. I've got a good mind to fume unnecessarily! Wait, you don't think her rash behaviour will inspire others to revert back to their social lives, do you? Because I don't think I could handle that [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

And the day I call you the voice of reason is the day Cloudy hires Timber, Magik and antryg to perform a tribute gig for the chippendales at the cafe [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 08-08-2003, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

[johnny]

I'm gonna pretend i didn't hear that.

But you're right about Willow, such actions cannot be taken too lightly. This could hurt IW in many ways. So what do you suggest ?

I've thought of this

1 We call the Canadian Police, after we made up a lie, and press charges against her. She will be arrested, but at least there's internet in prison, so she can be online more often.

2 We spread rumors in her workplace, that she is in fact a man. That will probably get her fired, so she'll have more free time to come online.

3 Hire an assassin, because we are angy she left us, and end this once and for all.

Your choice.

[mysticelt]

Originally posted by wellard: quote: Originally posted by Kakero: Is there any day where Johnny is free of beers? guess not.

Cast not assertions that Johnny is some booze-addled drunk. Johnny is way beyond that. He is a true worshiper of beer, nay a high priest none the less!

High priests do not get drunk or even unruly. No they worship beer, marvel at its various forms and tastes, its colour and texture. They are knowledgeable about its history, the fine art of brewing, the traditions and local customs of beer drinking around the world. They know the dangers of consuming too much or too little. They are aware of the benefits of anticipation as a beer is poured slowly into a chilled glass; it's head frothing to the top in a crescendo of bubbles. Then that first mouthful after a week of thirst and longing .... ahhhhhhh

Verily I say onto you fellow brethren, gather round while Johnny passes us some wisdom from the holy cask of beer drinking memories!


SPEAK TO US OH JOHHNY!


The crowd sat at johhnys feet go quite and wait for wise words on the religion that is beer. [/QUOTE]Sorry Well-Ard!

Cloudy just didn't appreciate the "DRAMA" and ACTING SKILL that went into your beautiful, impassioned post!