On Dogs

Arvon · 09-17-2006, 03:08 PM

Study of Dogs

Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play they want to play.

When you want to be alone they want to play.

They are great at begging.

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

They leave their toys everywhere.

They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Harkoliar · 09-17-2006, 11:37 PM

heh gotta show this to my GF [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lavindathar · 09-18-2006, 09:16 AM

Lmao!

Kakero · 09-18-2006, 08:36 PM

men = dogs? I protest! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Luvian · 09-18-2006, 08:49 PM

I thought we were pigs, so which one are we?

russian dudette · 09-20-2006, 03:28 PM

haha, gotta send a link of this to my bf. he is absolutly gorgeous [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bungleau · 09-20-2006, 04:08 PM

So who's going to dig up the counterpart about cats being tiny little women in fur coats?

Lavindathar · 09-20-2006, 08:37 PM

Well, they both do claw you for f**k all reason other than the fact they want too. Annoyin things, both of em!

Bungleau · 09-20-2006, 10:36 PM

Guess I'll do it...

Dug up by googling the punch line:

Quote:

WHAT, EXACTLY, ARE THOSE CURIOUS ANIMALS CALLED CATS?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in fur coats.

Arvon · 09-21-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Guess I'll do it...

Dug up by googling the punch line:

quote:

WHAT, EXACTLY, ARE THOSE CURIOUS ANIMALS CALLED CATS?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in fur coats.

[/QUOTE]Good shot at it!

09-17-2006, 03:08 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Study of Dogs Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play they want to play. When you want to be alone they want to play. They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

09-17-2006, 11:37 PM	#2
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	heh gotta show this to my GF [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

09-18-2006, 09:16 AM	#3
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	Lmao! __________________ =@

09-18-2006, 08:49 PM	#5
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 44 Posts: 6,763	I thought we were pigs, so which one are we? __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

09-20-2006, 03:28 PM	#6
russian dudette Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 2, 2005 Location: Англия Age: 35 Posts: 25	haha, gotta send a link of this to my bf. he is absolutly gorgeous [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ thinking NEVER did anyone ANY good<br /> [img]\"http://www.zoicks.com/smileys/dead12.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-18-2006, 08:36 PM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	men = dogs? I protest! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-20-2006, 04:08 PM	#7
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	So who's going to dig up the counterpart about cats being tiny little women in fur coats? __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

09-20-2006, 08:37 PM	#8
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	Well, they both do claw you for f**k all reason other than the fact they want too. Annoyin things, both of em! __________________ =@

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