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Arvon

09-17-2006 03:08 PM

Study of Dogs

Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play they want to play.

When you want to be alone they want to play.

They are great at begging.

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

They leave their toys everywhere.

They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Harkoliar

09-17-2006 11:37 PM

heh gotta show this to my GF [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lavindathar

09-18-2006 09:16 AM

Lmao!

Kakero

09-18-2006 08:36 PM

men = dogs? I protest! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Luvian

09-18-2006 08:49 PM

I thought we were pigs, so which one are we?

russian dudette

09-20-2006 03:28 PM

haha, gotta send a link of this to my bf. he is absolutly gorgeous [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bungleau

09-20-2006 04:08 PM

So who's going to dig up the counterpart about cats being tiny little women in fur coats?

Lavindathar

09-20-2006 08:37 PM

Well, they both do claw you for f**k all reason other than the fact they want too. Annoyin things, both of em! :D

Bungleau

09-20-2006 10:36 PM

Guess I'll do it...

Dug up by googling the punch line:

Quote:

WHAT, EXACTLY, ARE THOSE CURIOUS ANIMALS CALLED CATS?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in fur coats.

Arvon

09-21-2006 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Guess I'll do it...

Dug up by googling the punch line:

<blockquote>quote:<hr />
WHAT, EXACTLY, ARE THOSE CURIOUS ANIMALS CALLED CATS?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in fur coats.

[/QUOTE]Good shot at it!

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