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07-20-2001, 09:20 AM
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 Join Date: June 23, 2001
Location: Toledo, OH
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How do they do it? do they squeeze babies over a distiller?  heh, j/k of course 
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07-20-2001, 09:34 AM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Burlington,VT
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I believe a babypress may be employed...kind of a de-pressing thought.
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07-20-2001, 10:05 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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These are good
 Here are a couple more to ponderGeese is the plural of goose so is cheese the plural of choose? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Where does the white in snow go when it melts? What is another word for thesaurus? (this is an oldy but a goody) Why do convienence stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? How can a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing? How come a wise guy and a wise man mean opposite things? Why do writers write, but grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing? ------------------  Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time |
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07-20-2001, 10:22 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 40
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another attempt for me to answer the questions... but moridin these are hard!!!
Geese is the plural of goose so is cheese the plural of choose? *well, cheese doesnt mean choose... but does geese mean goose? ahh... er... next! Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? *simple! to complement each other! Where does the white in snow go when it melts? *have no idea... i tried to ask ice, and why the sea is color blue but when you get a lil from it it turns to colorless... What is another word for thesaurus? (this is an oldy but a goody) *on a more personal note, "who gives a sh*t!!!!!"  Why do convienence stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? *wehehehe... ironic. How can a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing? *do they? i thought they were different? How come a wise guy and a wise man mean opposite things? *guys are bastards (j/k), and when they grow up, they become "men"... wow, wheres the connection...? Why do writers write, but grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing? *it sounds... icky... fingers finger, but i dont know fing... the attmept to finger? ahh... well... ------------------  Yukishiro Tomoe |
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07-20-2001, 12:54 PM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: March 26, 2001
Location: Minnesota
Age: 49
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Here's another one...
Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a drive way? ------------------  Always listen to your heart, for it will never lead you astray. All bow and cower before the Triumvirate!!! |
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07-20-2001, 09:44 PM
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LOL!
Thank you all for the additions! I love to laugh!  Moni ------------------ 
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07-20-2001, 10:42 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: July 17, 2001
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Hey,
Here is my favorite, why do the directions on the Mildew and Grout cleaner say only use in a well ventilated area? ------------------ Do as you will lest ye harm no one else in the doing. |
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