She set fire to WHAT???

Bungleau · 08-22-2007, 10:53 AM

From Yahoo Weird News... and while it's not completely inappropriate, it's not really cube-safe either. You're warned...

Quote:

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's *sex organ* as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

Thoughts that crossed my mind...

Sitting naked and watching TV?
Imagine the recovery process... healing skin can be itchy, and probably shouldn't be *ahem* over-stimulated
Cruel of the author to say that the act climaxed three years of forced cohabitation... there will be none of *that* for a while...
Sad to say, but a typical guy... "I don't know what I did to deserve this". She's probably got a list a mile long...

Balintherlas · 08-22-2007, 11:18 AM

Why did he let her torch his manhood?
"Hey honey, why are you soaking my private parts with gasolene? Hey whats the match for?"

Ladyzekke · 08-22-2007, 11:23 AM

I wonder how exactly she set errr, it, on fire? I'm guessing he was asleep, and his open vodka bottle became useful. Yikes! Poor guy.

johnny · 08-22-2007, 12:00 PM

I guess doctor's asking "do you feel a burning sensation when you urinate" would be kind of a silly question, should he ever have issues with his prostate at an older age.

Bungleau · 08-22-2007, 02:00 PM

That'd be a *burnt* sensation there, Johnny...

Captain Obvious · 08-22-2007, 04:12 PM

And to think, had he gone and shacked up with a hot young woman, none of this would ever have happened.

Anyone who thinks that living with their ex is going to work out, will get burnt (one way or another)

Jaradu · 08-22-2007, 04:26 PM

That's the weirdest thing I ever heard.

Quote:

MOSCOW

Oh.

Stratos · 08-22-2007, 04:34 PM

I wonder how she manage to set him on fire.

johnny · 08-22-2007, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stratos

I wonder how she manage to set him on fire.

She probably drank a few bottles of vodka first, and then lit one of her farts in the guy's general direction.

08-22-2007, 11:18 AM	#2
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08-22-2007, 11:23 AM	#3
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	Re: She set fire to WHAT??? I wonder how exactly she set errr, it, on fire? I'm guessing he was asleep, and his open vodka bottle became useful. Yikes! Poor guy. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-22-2007, 12:00 PM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Re: She set fire to WHAT??? I guess doctor's asking "do you feel a burning sensation when you urinate" would be kind of a silly question, should he ever have issues with his prostate at an older age. __________________

08-22-2007, 02:00 PM	#5
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Captain Obvious Elminster Join Date: May 21, 2006 Location: New Zealand Age: 42 Posts: 420	Re: She set fire to WHAT??? And to think, had he gone and shacked up with a hot young woman, none of this would ever have happened. Anyone who thinks that living with their ex is going to work out, will get burnt (one way or another) __________________ I am the Walrus!

08-22-2007, 04:34 PM	#8
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 3,888	Re: She set fire to WHAT??? I wonder how she manage to set him on fire. __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

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