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Bungleau 08-22-2007 10:53 AM
She set fire to WHAT???
 
From <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_russia_crime_penis;_ylt=AtGTUy3u4nlKETclh uLxWYwE1vAI">Yahoo Weird News...</a> and while it's not completely inappropriate, it's not really cube-safe either. You're warned...

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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's *sex organ* as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
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Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".
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The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
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"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
Thoughts that crossed my mind...
  • Sitting naked and watching TV?
  • Imagine the recovery process... healing skin can be itchy, and probably shouldn't be *ahem* over-stimulated ;)
  • Cruel of the author to say that the act climaxed three years of forced cohabitation... there will be none of *that* for a while...
  • Sad to say, but a typical guy... "I don't know what I did to deserve this". She's probably got a list a mile long...

Balintherlas 08-22-2007 11:18 AM
Re: She set fire to WHAT???
 
Why did he let her torch his manhood?
"Hey honey, why are you soaking my private parts with gasolene? Hey whats the match for?"

Ladyzekke 08-22-2007 11:23 AM
Re: She set fire to WHAT???
 
I wonder how exactly she set errr, it, on fire? I'm guessing he was asleep, and his open vodka bottle became useful. Yikes! Poor guy.

johnny 08-22-2007 12:00 PM
Re: She set fire to WHAT???
 
I guess doctor's asking "do you feel a burning sensation when you urinate" would be kind of a silly question, should he ever have issues with his prostate at an older age. :D

Bungleau 08-22-2007 02:00 PM
Re: She set fire to WHAT???
 
That'd be a *burnt* sensation there, Johnny... ;)

Captain Obvious 08-22-2007 04:12 PM
Re: She set fire to WHAT???
 
And to think, had he gone and shacked up with a hot young woman, none of this would ever have happened.

Anyone who thinks that living with their ex is going to work out, will get burnt (one way or another)

Jaradu 08-22-2007 04:26 PM
Re: She set fire to WHAT???
 
That's the weirdest thing I ever heard.

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MOSCOW
Oh.

Stratos 08-22-2007 04:34 PM
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I wonder how she manage to set him on fire.

johnny 08-22-2007 04:58 PM
Re: She set fire to WHAT???
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stratos (Post 1186999)
I wonder how she manage to set him on fire.
She probably drank a few bottles of vodka first, and then lit one of her farts in the guy's general direction.


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