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Old 04-28-2005, 05:26 PM   #1
Bungleau
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Not to take over from Arvon, but....

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies." he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Yes, it's old. Yes, it's been around a thousand times. But I don't think I've seen it here recently, and it just felt good to pass it along [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 04-28-2005, 06:03 PM   #2
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Indeed, you should have left that one for Arvon methinks.
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Old 04-28-2005, 08:08 PM   #3
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umm yeah. Make me miss Arvon's joke. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 04-28-2005, 08:24 PM   #4
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Bad and old... the worst of them all. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 04-28-2005, 08:28 PM   #5
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new to me...i liked it [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:20 AM   #6
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never heard it before... wish I hadn't... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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