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Unicorn
![]() Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Bubba and a Yankee applied for the same engineering job down at the refinery. They were equally qualified, so the manager asked them to take a test. When they were done, the manager told Bubba, "Thanks for your interest, but we're gonna give the job to the Yankee." Bubba asked, "Why? Did he get more answers right?" "No, Bubba, you both got all the questions right except the last one." Then why are you giving him the job?" The manager replied, "I based my decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed." "On the one we missed? How is one wrong answer better than another?" "Bubba, it's like this: On question #4, the Yankee put down, 'I don't know.' And you put down, 'Neither do I!'"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Greek and an Italian were discussing whose culture was superior. The Greek said, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian replied, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian nodded agreement, but said, "But we built the Roman Empire." With a flourish of finality the Greek said, "Yeah, but we invented sex!" The Italian thought a moment and then trumped him. "Perhaps, but we Italians introduced it to women!" ![]()
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Takhisis Follower
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hehe, worth a laugh
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40th Level Warrior
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LOL at the second one! Wonder when I can use that one again...
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Lord Soth
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Everybody's heard how Vincent Van Gogh cut off a piece of his own ear. But did you know the rest of the family was kinda crazy too? I give you...
The Van Gogh Family Tree: His dizzy aunt---------------------------------------Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes-------------------------Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store------Stop n Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia--------------------U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white-----------Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois------------------------------Chica Gogh His magician uncle---------------------------------Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin --------------------------------A mee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half-brother-----------Gring Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach----------------Wells-far-Gogh The constipated uncle----------------------------- Cant Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt------------------------- Tang Gogh The bird lover uncle-------------------------------- Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst------------------------ E Gogh The fruit loving cousin--------------------------- Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking-----------------Way-to-Gogh The little bouncy nephew------------------------Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco-------------------------Go Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van---Winnie Bay Gogh Well, there you Gogh!
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Jack Burton
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ah good jokes there guys
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Poor Bubba, I think he should stick to drinking beers.
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