Bubba and a Yankee applied for the same engineering job down at the refinery. They were equally qualified, so the manager asked them to take a test. When they were done, the manager told Bubba, "Thanks for your interest, but we're gonna give the job to the Yankee." Bubba asked, "Why? Did he get more answers right?" "No, Bubba, you both got all the questions right except the last one." Then why are you giving him the job?" The manager replied, "I based my decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed." "On the one we missed? How is one wrong answer better than another?" "Bubba, it's like this: On question #4, the Yankee put down, 'I don't know.' And you put down, 'Neither do I!'"

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A Greek and an Italian were discussing whose culture was superior. The Greek said, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian replied, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian nodded agreement, but said, "But we built the Roman Empire." With a flourish of finality the Greek said, "Yeah, but we invented sex!" The Italian thought a moment and then trumped him. "Perhaps, but we Italians introduced it to women!"


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hehe, worth a laugh

LOL at the second one! Wonder when I can use that one again... ;)

Everybody's heard how Vincent Van Gogh cut off a piece of his own ear. But did you know the rest of the family was kinda crazy too? I give you...

The Van Gogh Family Tree:

His dizzy aunt---------------------------------------Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes-------------------------Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store------Stop n Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia--------------------U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white-----------Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois------------------------------Chica Gogh
His magician uncle---------------------------------Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin --------------------------------A mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother-----------Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach----------------Wells-far-Gogh
The constipated uncle----------------------------- Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle-------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst------------------------ E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin--------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking-----------------Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew------------------------Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco-------------------------Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van---Winnie Bay Gogh

Well, there you Gogh!

ah good jokes there guys ;)

Well I gotta gogh!


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Poor Bubba, I think he should stick to drinking beers. ;)