Pharmaceuticals

Dron_Cah · 03-30-2005, 01:15 PM

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explains she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Been awhile since I posted a joke, figured it was about time, lol. [img]smile.gif[/img]

pritchke · 03-30-2005, 01:33 PM

Good One!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[ 03-30-2005, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

Ilander · 03-30-2005, 02:12 PM

Nice one, Drewy! I think I'll distribute that one

Mack_Attack · 03-30-2005, 02:36 PM

Agred that was very good. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Kakero · 03-30-2005, 05:28 PM

That was ebil. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum · 03-30-2005, 10:06 PM

Hehe, good one! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

T-D-C · 03-31-2005, 07:26 PM

And he is back with a bang. Nice joke!

03-30-2005, 02:12 PM	#3
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,820	Nice one, Drewy! I think I'll distribute that one __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

03-30-2005, 02:36 PM	#4
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 52 Posts: 2,929	Agred that was very good. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________

03-31-2005, 07:26 PM	#7
T-D-C Ironworks Moderator Join Date: October 26, 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 44 Posts: 4,416	And he is back with a bang. Nice joke! __________________

03-30-2005, 01:15 PM	#1
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,637	A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explains she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription." Been awhile since I posted a joke, figured it was about time, lol. [img]smile.gif[/img]

03-30-2005, 01:33 PM	#2
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 50 Posts: 3,491	Good One!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [ 03-30-2005, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

03-30-2005, 05:28 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	That was ebil. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

03-30-2005, 10:06 PM	#6
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Hehe, good one! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

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