A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explains she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Been awhile since I posted a joke, figured it was about time, lol. [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#00FF00">Good One!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] </font>

[ 03-30-2005, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

Nice one, Drewy! I think I'll distribute that one ;)

Agred that was very good. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

That was ebil. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Hehe, good one! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

And he is back with a bang. Nice joke!