What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

Vaskez · 02-09-2005, 08:29 AM

This is the sort of thing my uncle sends me in email, hehe

What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

Gangrell · 02-09-2005, 08:31 AM

I would've said 10 years difference, but where's the witty humor in that?

Good one Vask.

johnny · 02-09-2005, 08:37 AM

So how old is your uncle ?

Vaskez · 02-09-2005, 08:43 AM

Between 48 and 58

johnny · 02-09-2005, 08:47 AM

I take it he's in bed now then.

Ilander · 02-09-2005, 10:53 AM

Pretty funny! I need to tell this to a few of my female friends.

Dron_Cah · 02-09-2005, 11:11 AM

18 should involve liquor, rather than a story. At least, that's how it works in my experiences... Err, I mean, that's how guys without around here would convince a girl...

armageddon272 · 02-09-2005, 02:57 PM

That was pretty good. Kinda like the age differences between males and females joke. Oh, and I almost forgot...

RoSs_bg2_rox · 02-09-2005, 05:57 PM

I'm not sure, isn't it experience comes with age? Maybe 68 wouldn't be such a bad idea.

Dace De'Briago · 02-09-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoSs_bg2_rox:
I'm not sure, isn't it experience comes with age? Maybe 68 wouldn't be such a bad idea.

Let us know how you get on matey

02-09-2005, 08:29 AM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	This is the sort of thing my uncle sends me in email, hehe What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!! __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

02-09-2005, 08:37 AM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	So how old is your uncle ? __________________

02-09-2005, 08:43 AM	#4
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Between 48 and 58 __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

02-09-2005, 08:47 AM	#5
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	I take it he's in bed now then. __________________

02-09-2005, 10:53 AM	#6
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,820	Pretty funny! I need to tell this to a few of my female friends. __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

02-09-2005, 08:31 AM	#2
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 37 Posts: 4,835	I would've said 10 years difference, but where's the witty humor in that? Good one Vask.

02-09-2005, 11:11 AM	#7
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	18 should involve liquor, rather than a story. At least, that's how it works in my experiences... Err, I mean, that's how guys without around here would convince a girl...

02-09-2005, 02:57 PM	#8
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	That was pretty good. Kinda like the age differences between males and females joke. Oh, and I almost forgot...

02-09-2005, 05:57 PM	#9
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 5,225	I'm not sure, isn't it experience comes with age? Maybe 68 wouldn't be such a bad idea. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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