This is the sort of thing my uncle sends me in email, hehe :D

What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?


At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.


At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.


At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.


At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.


At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.


At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

I would've said 10 years difference, but where's the witty humor in that? :rolleyes:

Good one Vask.

So how old is your uncle ? :D

Between 48 and 58 :D

I take it he's in bed now then. :D

Pretty funny! I need to tell this to a few of my female friends. :D

18 should involve liquor, rather than a story. At least, that's how it works in my experiences... Err, I mean, that's how guys without around here would convince a girl... :D

That was pretty good. Kinda like the age differences between males and females joke. Oh, and I almost forgot... :D

I'm not sure, isn't it experience comes with age? Maybe 68 wouldn't be such a bad idea. :D

Let us know how you get on matey :D