[OBV] calipers

vesselle · 03-26-2006, 05:05 PM

*sighs*
it's official.
i'm lame.
and i need your help so i can get un-lamed. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

what are calipers? how do you use them? i was thinking they were the OB version of tongs, but they don't seem to work. thinking they were used to help repair armor or somesuch, i was very proud of myself for coming to that conclusion. only one problem... they must do something much more elusive as i can't get them to repair armor, fix my horse or even provide me with sustenance. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

help? [img]smile.gif[/img]

V***V

Seraph · 03-26-2006, 05:27 PM

They are clutter. AFAIK they don't do anything other then sit there and take up space in your inventory.

vesselle · 03-26-2006, 07:05 PM

phooey! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

thanks, tho. *tosses her calipers into the pile of rubbish and skellie bones at her feet*
so much for those, then. [img]smile.gif[/img]

V***V

06-04-2006, 04:05 PM

calipers dont do anything. it originaly was to be a joke by bethesda. they were going to put in this mod that if you collect all the calipers, that a special black smith guy will make you a sword called "ex-caliper" get it? pretty lame. they just didnt put that mod in the original game, but left all the calipers in.

poo

[ 06-04-2006, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Ima-yak ]

06-05-2006, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Bandits arrive back at their cave.

"Wow! Look at all these calipers and pots we got from that merchant!"

"Quick, seal them up at the back of the cave, in our best chest with five tumblers, guarded by our strongest elite men."

"Yes sir! What shall we do with the money we got off him?"

"Money? Oh, right, just chuck it in a barrel or something. After the calipers and pots are safe, of course."

-Anon

Something I felt was necessary after mentioning the word calipers.

Kyrvias · 06-05-2006, 09:24 PM

And necessary it was. Kudos Secret Master, kudos.

03-26-2006, 05:05 PM	#1
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	sighs it's official. i'm lame. and i need your help so i can get un-lamed. [img]tongue.gif[/img] what are calipers? how do you use them? i was thinking they were the OB version of tongs, but they don't seem to work. thinking they were used to help repair armor or somesuch, i was very proud of myself for coming to that conclusion. only one problem... they must do something much more elusive as i can't get them to repair armor, fix my horse or even provide me with sustenance. [img]tongue.gif[/img] help? [img]smile.gif[/img] V***V __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

03-26-2006, 07:05 PM	#3
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	phooey! [img]tongue.gif[/img] thanks, tho. tosses her calipers into the pile of rubbish and skellie bones at her feet so much for those, then. [img]smile.gif[/img] V***V __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

03-26-2006, 05:27 PM	#2
Seraph Quintesson Join Date: September 12, 2001 Location: Ewing, NJ Age: 43 Posts: 1,079	They are clutter. AFAIK they don't do anything other then sit there and take up space in your inventory.

06-04-2006, 04:05 PM	#4
djp1021 Guest Posts: n/a	calipers dont do anything. it originaly was to be a joke by bethesda. they were going to put in this mod that if you collect all the calipers, that a special black smith guy will make you a sword called "ex-caliper" get it? pretty lame. they just didnt put that mod in the original game, but left all the calipers in. poo [ 06-04-2006, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Ima-yak ]

06-05-2006, 09:24 PM	#6
Kyrvias Lord Ao Join Date: May 15, 2005 Posts: 2,092	And necessary it was. Kudos Secret Master, kudos.

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