Stories that can't end well...

Jorath Calar · 10-07-2003, 10:25 PM

Have you guys ever been told a story that you know are not going to end well just from the first sentence?

Well here are some... please add more... [img]smile.gif[/img]

"I was transporting a cargo of american flags over Iran when my plane ran out of gas..."

"Many people think the laws for smuggling drugs are harsh in Taiwan, but whrn I got caught with heroin in the Philipines..."

"Even though I didn't pass college I somehow managed to get a job in the local nuclear plant..."

"It all started when I got my new iMac..."

"Volcano watching is Iceland is not as much fun as one could think..."

"OKEY!!! Which one of you leather faggots wants to die first, I yelled as I walked into the Hells angels meeting..."

[img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 10-07-2003, 10:44 PM

It's a penaltykick for Holland........

Harkoliar · 10-08-2003, 01:49 AM

Quote:

"Many people think the laws for smuggling drugs are harsh in Taiwan, but whrn I got caught with heroin in the Philipines..."

at least spell PHLIIPPINES correctly please! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Cristian · 10-08-2003, 02:22 AM

hehe i really luaghed at the last one

he must have had a death wish or so... its like in diehard2 when bruce willis stands there with a sign i hate black people

Grojlach · 10-08-2003, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harkoliar:

quote:

"Many people think the laws for smuggling drugs are harsh in Taiwan, but whrn I got caught with heroin in the Philipines..."

at least spell PHLIIPPINES correctly please! [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Yes, spell it the way Harkoliar spelled it! And break your tongue over it in the process. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
(kidding aside, it's actually spelt "Philippines"

)

Link · 10-08-2003, 02:58 AM

"Me and my negro friend were on vacation in the U.S. when we accidently walked in this funny meeting with guys wearing pointy white hats that covered their faces!"

Cristian · 10-08-2003, 03:09 AM

lol

Harkoliar · 10-08-2003, 04:53 AM

well with jorath's spelling of Philippines reminded me of the horrors i had when i was younger and spelling it like Pilippines or Philipines...

.. boy was my teachers mad at me then [img]tongue.gif[/img]

andora20 · 10-08-2003, 08:32 AM

So, the dog started growling really fierce, I knelt down and put his steak back in his dish with my teeth, and my practical joker friend crawled up behind the dog with a pin in his hand

Paladin2000 · 10-09-2003, 01:03 AM

... at 25,000 ft, I was awaken by my co-pilot. "captain, the needle at the small gauge there is pointing at the letter E, what does the E stands for anyway?"

10-07-2003, 10:44 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	It's a penaltykick for Holland........ __________________

10-08-2003, 02:22 AM	#4
Cristian Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Sweden Age: 36 Posts: 992	hehe i really luaghed at the last one he must have had a death wish or so... its like in diehard2 when bruce willis stands there with a sign i hate black people __________________ Reeka once told me:<br />\"Bloom Where You Are Planted\"

10-08-2003, 03:09 AM	#7
Cristian Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Sweden Age: 36 Posts: 992	lol __________________ Reeka once told me:<br />\"Bloom Where You Are Planted\"

10-08-2003, 04:53 AM	#8
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	well with jorath's spelling of Philippines reminded me of the horrors i had when i was younger and spelling it like Pilippines or Philipines... .. boy was my teachers mad at me then [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

10-08-2003, 08:32 AM	#9
andora20 Manshoon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Ireland Age: 47 Posts: 201	So, the dog started growling really fierce, I knelt down and put his steak back in his dish with my teeth, and my practical joker friend crawled up behind the dog with a pin in his hand __________________ \"He looked right through me, with soniforous almond eyes, don\'t even know what that means, must remember to write it down\"

10-07-2003, 10:25 PM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Have you guys ever been told a story that you know are not going to end well just from the first sentence? Well here are some... please add more... [img]smile.gif[/img] "I was transporting a cargo of american flags over Iran when my plane ran out of gas..." "Many people think the laws for smuggling drugs are harsh in Taiwan, but whrn I got caught with heroin in the Philipines..." "Even though I didn't pass college I somehow managed to get a job in the local nuclear plant..." "It all started when I got my new iMac..." "Volcano watching is Iceland is not as much fun as one could think..." "OKEY!!! Which one of you leather faggots wants to die first, I yelled as I walked into the Hells angels meeting..." [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-08-2003, 02:58 AM	#6
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 40 Posts: 5,888	"Me and my negro friend were on vacation in the U.S. when we accidently walked in this funny meeting with guys wearing pointy white hats that covered their faces!"

10-09-2003, 01:03 AM	#10
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 53 Posts: 1,728	... at 25,000 ft, I was awaken by my co-pilot. "captain, the needle at the small gauge there is pointing at the letter E, what does the E stands for anyway?" __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

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