Have you guys ever been told a story that you know are not going to end well just from the first sentence?

Well here are some... please add more... [img]smile.gif[/img]

"I was transporting a cargo of american flags over Iran when my plane ran out of gas..."

"Many people think the laws for smuggling drugs are harsh in Taiwan, but whrn I got caught with heroin in the Philipines..."

"Even though I didn't pass college I somehow managed to get a job in the local nuclear plant..."

"It all started when I got my new iMac..."

"Volcano watching is Iceland is not as much fun as one could think..."

"OKEY!!! Which one of you leather faggots wants to die first, I yelled as I walked into the Hells angels meeting..."

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It's a penaltykick for Holland........

at least spell PHLIIPPINES correctly please! [img]smile.gif[/img]

hehe i really luaghed at the last one :D he must have had a death wish or so... its like in diehard2 when bruce willis stands there with a sign i hate black people :D

at least spell PHLIIPPINES correctly please! [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Yes, spell it the way Harkoliar spelled it! And break your tongue over it in the process. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
(kidding aside, it's actually spelt "Philippines" ;) )

"Me and my negro friend were on vacation in the U.S. when we accidently walked in this funny meeting with guys wearing pointy white hats that covered their faces!"

lol:D

well with jorath's spelling of Philippines reminded me of the horrors i had when i was younger and spelling it like Pilippines or Philipines... :D .. boy was my teachers mad at me then [img]tongue.gif[/img]

So, the dog started growling really fierce, I knelt down and put his steak back in his dish with my teeth, and my practical joker friend crawled up behind the dog with a pin in his hand

... at 25,000 ft, I was awaken by my co-pilot. "captain, the needle at the small gauge there is pointing at the letter E, what does the E stands for anyway?"