Oh No!!! Not Another Blonde Joke....

Arvon · 12-30-2002, 10:35 AM

A Blonde's Bet

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that bet," the blonde replied.

A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.

"No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars."

The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."

"That's okay," the blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Sever · 12-30-2002, 11:08 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

9_1_6 · 12-30-2002, 11:31 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] x2

/)eathKiller · 12-30-2002, 11:43 AM

Gag me...

dark soul · 12-30-2002, 12:18 PM

blonde jokes doesnt seem to make me laugh....dunno y tho.....i like sick jokes

SomeGuy · 12-30-2002, 03:16 PM

hehe. I would tell a blode joke,but mine are always long.

12-30-2002, 05:25 PM

Very funny

Deathkiller, I didn't know you watched Trigun, your sig is a picture of Vash in the credits, same with my sig pic.

Sythe · 02-13-2003, 06:41 PM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] X 3 I like blonde jokes so much.

Reeka · 02-13-2003, 08:08 PM

Uh......I'm a blonde.

LordKathen · 02-13-2003, 09:39 PM

Excellent! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] Keep um comin man! [img]smile.gif[/img]

12-30-2002, 10:35 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A Blonde's Bet A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that bet," the blonde replied. A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50. "No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars." The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out." "That's okay," the blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

12-30-2002, 11:08 AM	#2
Sever Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Western Australia Age: 44 Posts: 3,293	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Say say, oh playmate i cannot play with you my dolly's got the flu boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

12-30-2002, 11:31 AM	#3
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12-30-2002, 11:43 AM	#4
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	Gag me... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

12-30-2002, 03:16 PM	#6
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	hehe. I would tell a blode joke,but mine are always long. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

12-30-2002, 12:18 PM	#5
dark soul The Magister Join Date: November 28, 2002 Location: USA Age: 36 Posts: 119	blonde jokes doesnt seem to make me laugh....dunno y tho.....i like sick jokes

12-30-2002, 05:25 PM	#7
SecretMaster Guest Posts: n/a	Very funny Deathkiller, I didn't know you watched Trigun, your sig is a picture of Vash in the credits, same with my sig pic.

02-13-2003, 06:41 PM	#8
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] X 3 I like blonde jokes so much. __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

02-13-2003, 08:08 PM	#9
Reeka Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA Age: 71 Posts: 3,255	Uh......I'm a blonde. __________________ <b>Order of the Holy Flame</b><br /><i>Member of Clan HADB</i><br /><b>Laughing Hyena</b><br /><i>Clan Liaison, IW Peace Keeping Force</i><br /><i>[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com/Forum/index.php?board=29\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River VoiceChat!</a><br />Last Saturday of every month. <br />See the forum link for scheduling!<br /><b> </b><br /></i><br /><b>Admin and Co-Owner of [url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River</a></b><br />[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\"></a>

02-13-2003, 09:39 PM	#10
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 53 Posts: 3,166	Excellent! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] Keep um comin man! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________

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