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01-08-2003, 01:27 PM
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The Magister
 Join Date: January 2, 2003
Location: USA
Age: 56
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Of course, none of these have one ounce of truth to them......
[img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/funnysad.gif[/img] > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. > ____________ > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. > ____________ > Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. > ____________ > The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, > "Dust!" > ____________ > In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and > rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. > ____________ > Why do men die before their wives? They want to. > ____________ > What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. > ____________ > A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said > "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I > wish I had your will power." > ___________ > Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. > ____________ > Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man > doesn't know his wife until he marries her? > Dad: That happens in every country, son. > ____________ > A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he > received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have > mine." > ____________ > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Commence...... [img]graemlins/fight.gif[/img] : [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img] |
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01-08-2003, 01:39 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Most are oldies , but still funny.
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01-08-2003, 01:56 PM
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Silver Dragon
  Join Date: August 25, 2001
Location: -
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] love 'em
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01-08-2003, 02:31 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Age: 45
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01-08-2003, 03:25 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 10, 2001
Location: By a big blue lake, Canada
Age: 51
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Old but funny.
You misplaced one quote though. Quote:
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01-08-2003, 03:50 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: June 24, 2002
Location: Nevernever Land
Age: 50
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So, which is it?
Is the pot black? Or devoid of color? And if it is devoid of color, does the pot actually exist? Or does it only exist on Poker Night, NFL Sundays, and other times when the wife does not have any chores planned? [img]tongue.gif[/img] EDIT: oops referenced post was deleted .... basically something about the pot calling the kettle black .... [ 01-08-2003, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ]
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[url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br />  <br />Shut UP! Pinky!
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01-08-2003, 04:44 PM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: January 22, 2002
Location: california wine country
Age: 61
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Good ones! Just do not forget, between the Wonder Years and the Golden Years are the........ Yes Dear, years. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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01-08-2003, 04:52 PM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: August 19, 2002
Location: scotland
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Old ones but funny. Put a smile on my face.
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01-08-2003, 05:41 PM
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The Magister
Join Date: January 2, 2003
Location: USA
Age: 56
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the stuff in your pipe! (j/k) LMAO!! Yes the chores... aka. "The Honey-do list"... not to be confused with the fruit of the same name. [img]graemlins/funnysad.gif[/img] |
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01-08-2003, 05:44 PM
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The Magister
Join Date: January 2, 2003
Location: USA
Age: 56
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[/QUOTE]Actually my personal favorite was the rings! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/matrix.gif[/img]
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