Of course, none of these have one ounce of truth to them......
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> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> ____________
> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
her.
> ____________
> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
> ____________
> The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said,
> "Dust!"
> ____________
> In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man
and > rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has
rested.
> ____________
> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
> ____________
> What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
> ____________
> A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
said > "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said,
"God, I > wish I had your will power."
> ___________
> Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
> ____________
> Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
> ____________
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he
> received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
> mine."
> ____________
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.

Commence...... [img]graemlins/fight.gif[/img] : [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img]

Most are oldies , but still funny.

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] love 'em

I can't believe you just said that :D

Old but funny. :D You misplaced one quote though. This is of course what wives are saying. [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D :D

So, which is it?

Is the pot black? Or devoid of color?

And if it is devoid of color, does the pot actually exist? Or does it only exist on Poker Night, NFL Sundays, and other times when the wife does not have any chores planned? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

EDIT: oops referenced post was deleted .... basically something about the pot calling the kettle black ....

[ 01-08-2003, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ]

Good ones! Just do not forget, between the Wonder Years and the Golden Years are the........ Yes Dear, years. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Old ones but funny. Put a smile on my face.

What the? [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] Heya Stalker.... the only pot I can think of is ....
the stuff in your pipe! (j/k)

LMAO!! Yes the chores... aka. "The Honey-do list"... not to be confused with the fruit of the same name. [img]graemlins/funnysad.gif[/img]

I can't believe you just said that :D </font>[/QUOTE]Actually my personal favorite was the rings! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/matrix.gif[/img]