Just when you thought Briton was free from dangerous wild animals

Downunda · 11-07-2002, 12:04 AM

Beware the terror of Knutsford... Attack of the killer Squirrel

EDIT: Just thought I'd better add that I do feel sorry for the little girl that was bitten - I'm not laughing at that

[ 11-07-2002, 12:06 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

Nanobyte · 11-07-2002, 12:16 AM

Hey, there are squirrels in my development that throw acorns at you as you walk by, so this doesn't surprise me one bit!

Legolas · 11-07-2002, 06:49 AM

First a killer rabit, now a killer squirrel. We have a killer cat here in the Netherlands who stalks dog owners and attacks their pets. Big dogs are his favourite target, even though he only has three legs...

Sio · 11-07-2002, 06:53 AM

"Local resident Blanche Kellye said the problem was not funny. "Everyone round here is living in fear...it's a vicious little thing. I'll never trust squirrels again."

LOL!
Cant beleive that that squirrel is terrorising a whole town like that

WillowIX · 11-07-2002, 07:00 AM

Go squirrels! lmao! "Everyone round here is living in fear". Yes this must be the single most terrifying thing event history

. How hard can it be to take care of this probelm?

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 11-07-2002, 07:02 AM

*sigh* it shames me that ppl can can be so stupid. They should go out and shoot the thing. lol, altho animal rights protesters... bah! Useless ppl.

Legolas · 11-07-2002, 07:06 AM

Cous, I don't think it's that easy. Any squirrel that agressive can be nothing less than a polymorphed dragon, and those can be tough

WillowIX · 11-07-2002, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
*sigh* it shames me that ppl can can be so stupid. They should go out and shoot the thing. lol, altho animal rights protesters... bah! Useless ppl.

Hmph! Just so you know CD I´m now a card bearing member of the Save the Cosy Unabated Dragons foundation or SCUD [img]tongue.gif[/img] ! What´ya think of those protesters now huh?!

*readies herself for a whacking* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Glorfindel · 11-07-2002, 07:10 AM

I think this is the appropriate time to point out that I have never seen a squirrel [img]tongue.gif[/img] ... thats all...

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 11-07-2002, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowIX:
Hmph! Just so you know CD I´m now a card bearing member of the Save the Cosy Unabated Dragons foundation or SCUD [img]tongue.gif[/img] ! What´ya think of those protesters now huh?! *readies herself for a whacking* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*grins* dragons can protect themselves, and the only ones *I* hunt are the evil ones

hence the name "dragonsbane"... [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol, besides "Auntie dearest" I couldn't possibly hit you... lol, your a suregoen, so it wouldnt be a good idea anyway... [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe.

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Originally posted by Legolas:
Cous, I don't think it's that easy. Any squirrel that agressive can be nothing less than a polymorphed dragon, and those can be tough
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Potion of fireball... wait, cant use flamer throwers on squirrels... OR scrotch the earth.... hmm. Send out ppl with guns, general squirrel decimation/extermination. Now, dont get me wrong, squirrels SHOULDNT be killed, but this is an exception. Failing that, lay posion.

[ 11-07-2002, 07:15 AM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

11-07-2002, 12:04 AM	#1
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	Beware the terror of Knutsford... Attack of the killer Squirrel EDIT: Just thought I'd better add that I do feel sorry for the little girl that was bitten - I'm not laughing at that [ 11-07-2002, 12:06 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ] __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

11-07-2002, 06:53 AM	#4
Sio Avatar Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: UK Age: 39 Posts: 546	"Local resident Blanche Kellye said the problem was not funny. "Everyone round here is living in fear...it's a vicious little thing. I'll never trust squirrels again." LOL! Cant beleive that that squirrel is terrorising a whole town like that __________________ ICCT HEdral Phillip 4Glass Orchestration<br /> [img]\"http://members.lycos.co.uk/deatbringer/sio-sig1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

11-07-2002, 07:00 AM	#5
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	Go squirrels! lmao! "Everyone round here is living in fear". Yes this must be the single most terrifying thing event history . How hard can it be to take care of this probelm? __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

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11-07-2002, 12:16 AM	#2
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,890	Hey, there are squirrels in my development that throw acorns at you as you walk by, so this doesn't surprise me one bit!

11-07-2002, 06:49 AM	#3
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	First a killer rabit, now a killer squirrel. We have a killer cat here in the Netherlands who stalks dog owners and attacks their pets. Big dogs are his favourite target, even though he only has three legs...

11-07-2002, 07:02 AM	#6
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	sigh it shames me that ppl can can be so stupid. They should go out and shoot the thing. lol, altho animal rights protesters... bah! Useless ppl.

11-07-2002, 07:06 AM	#7
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	Cous, I don't think it's that easy. Any squirrel that agressive can be nothing less than a polymorphed dragon, and those can be tough

11-07-2002, 07:10 AM	#9
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,337	I think this is the appropriate time to point out that I have never seen a squirrel [img]tongue.gif[/img] ... thats all...

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