Tips of LIFE

Loumistro · 07-03-2002, 04:44 PM

This is for all you older people who are succesful and would like to give us younger people tips of life. Everyone knows you never listen to your parents but if you hear it from a stranger who carries the same interests as you that is a whole different story.

anyways post anything you would like. I have came up with one for myself don't ever pull pranks in school or ever.

It cost me a pretty good paying job. all because I always picked on this guys grandchild.

Well thanks for your advice

Lord of Alcohol · 07-03-2002, 05:01 PM

Theres other jobs, but this gives you a good excuse to really beat the crap out of his grandchild now.

johnny · 07-03-2002, 05:05 PM

A job is just a job. Live life to the max and start drinking heavily !

Cerek the Barbaric · 07-03-2002, 05:07 PM

Geez, that's too bad, Loumistro.

One of my BEST pranks came in my second year of college and was directed at my Science teacher. That was MANY years ago, and it still brings a smile to my face.

My advice, Love your enemy.....that will REALLY make them worry

Sir Goulum · 07-03-2002, 05:12 PM

Mind sharing what you did, Cerek?

Horatio · 07-03-2002, 05:16 PM

Horatio's Never Ever List

Never, EVER think that liquid nitrogen can be used to remove hemoroids.

Never, EVER place a bet on a team that is sure to win. It doesn't, purely to spite you.

Never, EVER try on a thong because you're 'curious'. I had the marks where the elastic had dug in for a week.

Never, EVER make up a theory about understanding women. Nuf said.

Never, EVER do anything wrong in a relationship with a woman. She'll only throw it back in your face when you complain that she's been seeing an awful lot of that guy that runs the video store.

Loumistro · 07-03-2002, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Mind sharing what you did, Cerek?

Ya I would like to know what you did too. This could be interesting maybe I won't give up my pranks.

Well I will tell what I did to the kid. Just about every detail that I did.

First of all he has this wierd looking thing he does well it has to do with the way he walks. First I started off with the classic wedgy. only I put his feet in his underwear. Then I dragged him by his arms. He got up and wanted to fight so I pinned him to a fence and he got down when his shirt ripped.

Also I pulled a funny prank on a teacher pretty much a classic. I took her grade book while she wasn't looking and I put it in someone elses book bag who was sitting next to me. Well I got away with it.

Lord of Alcohol · 07-03-2002, 06:29 PM

Good job Lou! But now you need to give him a swirly. Thats when you shove his head in a dirty public toilet (like at school) and flush it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Epona · 07-03-2002, 06:55 PM

My tips:

Live every day as if it were your last

Regret nothing

You are responsible for your own feelings

Laugh a lot

Fear & Excitement are 2 sides of the same coin

If you want to do something, do it

Be honest

Don't worry about minor shit

Oh and... have a beer!!!!

Neb · 07-03-2002, 06:59 PM

I have one piece of advice: "Relax, take life easy."

07-03-2002, 04:44 PM	#1
Loumistro Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 25, 2001 Location: Monticello, IL, USA Age: 38 Posts: 630	This is for all you older people who are succesful and would like to give us younger people tips of life. Everyone knows you never listen to your parents but if you hear it from a stranger who carries the same interests as you that is a whole different story. anyways post anything you would like. I have came up with one for myself don't ever pull pranks in school or ever. It cost me a pretty good paying job. all because I always picked on this guys grandchild. Well thanks for your advice __________________ In Choas We Find Life

07-03-2002, 05:01 PM	#2
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	Theres other jobs, but this gives you a good excuse to really beat the crap out of his grandchild now. __________________ No

07-03-2002, 05:05 PM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	A job is just a job. Live life to the max and start drinking heavily ! __________________

07-03-2002, 05:07 PM	#4
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 62 Posts: 3,257	Geez, that's too bad, Loumistro. One of my BEST pranks came in my second year of college and was directed at my Science teacher. That was MANY years ago, and it still brings a smile to my face. My advice, Love your enemy.....that will REALLY make them worry __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

07-03-2002, 05:16 PM	#6
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	Horatio's Never Ever List Never, EVER think that liquid nitrogen can be used to remove hemoroids. Never, EVER place a bet on a team that is sure to win. It doesn't, purely to spite you. Never, EVER try on a thong because you're 'curious'. I had the marks where the elastic had dug in for a week. Never, EVER make up a theory about understanding women. Nuf said. Never, EVER do anything wrong in a relationship with a woman. She'll only throw it back in your face when you complain that she's been seeing an awful lot of that guy that runs the video store. __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-03-2002, 05:12 PM	#5
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Mind sharing what you did, Cerek?

07-03-2002, 06:29 PM	#8
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	Good job Lou! But now you need to give him a swirly. Thats when you shove his head in a dirty public toilet (like at school) and flush it. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ No

07-03-2002, 06:55 PM	#9
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 54 Posts: 5,164	My tips: Live every day as if it were your last Regret nothing You are responsible for your own feelings Laugh a lot Fear & Excitement are 2 sides of the same coin If you want to do something, do it Be honest Don't worry about minor shit Oh and... have a beer!!!! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-03-2002, 06:59 PM	#10
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	I have one piece of advice: "Relax, take life easy."

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