This is for all you older people who are succesful and would like to give us younger people tips of life. Everyone knows you never listen to your parents but if you hear it from a stranger who carries the same interests as you that is a whole different story.

anyways post anything you would like. I have came up with one for myself don't ever pull pranks in school or ever.

It cost me a pretty good paying job. all because I always picked on this guys grandchild.

Well thanks for your advice

Theres other jobs, but this gives you a good excuse to really beat the crap out of his grandchild now.

A job is just a job. Live life to the max and start drinking heavily ! :D :D

<font color="plum">Geez, that's too bad, <font color="skyblue">Loumistro</font>.

One of my BEST pranks came in my second year of college and was directed at my Science teacher. That was MANY years ago, and it still brings a smile to my face.

My advice, Love your enemy.....that will REALLY make them worry :D
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<font color=Orange>Mind sharing what you did, Cerek?</font>

Horatio's Never Ever List

Never, EVER think that liquid nitrogen can be used to remove hemoroids.

Never, EVER place a bet on a team that is sure to win. It doesn't, purely to spite you.

Never, EVER try on a thong because you're 'curious'. I had the marks where the elastic had dug in for a week.

Never, EVER make up a theory about understanding women. Nuf said.

Never, EVER do anything wrong in a relationship with a woman. She'll only throw it back in your face when you complain that she's been seeing an awful lot of that guy that runs the video store.

Ya I would like to know what you did too. This could be interesting maybe I won't give up my pranks.

Well I will tell what I did to the kid. Just about every detail that I did.

First of all he has this wierd looking thing he does well it has to do with the way he walks. First I started off with the classic wedgy. only I put his feet in his underwear. Then I dragged him by his arms. He got up and wanted to fight so I pinned him to a fence and he got down when his shirt ripped.

Also I pulled a funny prank on a teacher pretty much a classic. I took her grade book while she wasn't looking and I put it in someone elses book bag who was sitting next to me. Well I got away with it.

Good job Lou! But now you need to give him a swirly. Thats when you shove his head in a dirty public toilet (like at school) and flush it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

My tips:

Live every day as if it were your last

Regret nothing

You are responsible for your own feelings

Laugh a lot

Fear & Excitement are 2 sides of the same coin

If you want to do something, do it

Be honest

Don't worry about minor shit

Oh and... have a beer!!!!

I have one piece of advice: "Relax, take life easy."