Wierd Thoughts...

Arvon · 06-28-2002, 04:04 PM

Thoughts

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and
think, "Well, that's not going to happen." ~~~

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing. ~~~

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had
an argument going. ~~~

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. ~~~

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism. ~~~

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? ~~~

I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. ~~~

In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~~~

johnny · 06-28-2002, 04:12 PM

Well, i must be one of them sixties people then !

FelixJaeger · 06-28-2002, 04:20 PM

Dude cool, what about mine,

'I am only here because you want me to be, and you are a figment of your own overactive imagination'

J:J

[img]graemlins/knight.gif[/img]

[ 06-28-2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: FelixJaeger ]

khazadman · 06-28-2002, 09:02 PM

"have you ever seen yourself wearing sort of sun god robes,on a pyramid,with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
chris knight

Kakero · 06-28-2002, 09:06 PM

wow..that is weird. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Arvon · 06-28-2002, 09:41 PM

Quick where's the Prozac for the man?...Sheesh!!!

johnny · 06-28-2002, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
Quick where's the Prozac for the man?...Sheesh!!!

Forget about prozac dude, and be like the sixties people !

SomeGuy · 06-28-2002, 10:13 PM

What about mine also? Oh wait I don't have one.

/)eathKiller · 06-28-2002, 10:16 PM

"Here I Come Again, You Exhaulted Freind, What's inside my head, I'm your own hatred, Look at me and smile. We'll be here for a while. You poor souless man, with nothing to lose it's just to gain! Here I come again: WASTED!!!! On Hatred! NO ONE talks like this! Nothing's what it seems! Who'se you're enemies! What Do you Belive? Here I come again, View the Clear Blue Sky. At Least you've still got time. Just One Taste of Life and NOW be SATISFIED!" -Violent Work of Art

06-28-2002, 04:04 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Thoughts I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." ~~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ~~~ The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. ~~~ Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. ~~~ All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. ~~~ Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? ~~~ I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. ~~~ In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~~~ __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

06-28-2002, 04:12 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Well, i must be one of them sixties people then ! __________________

06-28-2002, 09:41 PM	#6
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Quick where's the Prozac for the man?...Sheesh!!! __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

06-28-2002, 10:13 PM	#8
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	What about mine also? Oh wait I don't have one. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

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FelixJaeger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 26, 2002 Location: The Cloudy Town Of Hellview Age: 37 Posts: 1,202	Dude cool, what about mine, 'I am only here because you want me to be, and you are a figment of your own overactive imagination' J:J [img]graemlins/knight.gif[/img] [ 06-28-2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: FelixJaeger ]

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khazadman User suspended until [Feb13] Join Date: December 6, 2001 Location: the south side of ol virginny Age: 64 Posts: 1,172	"have you ever seen yourself wearing sort of sun god robes,on a pyramid,with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" chris knight

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