Thoughts

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and
think, "Well, that's not going to happen." ~~~

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing. ~~~

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had
an argument going. ~~~

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. ~~~

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism. ~~~

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? ~~~

I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. ~~~

In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~~~

Well, i must be one of them sixties people then ! :D

Dude cool, what about mine,

'I am only here because you want me to be, and you are a figment of your own overactive imagination'

J:J

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[ 06-28-2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: FelixJaeger ]

"have you ever seen yourself wearing sort of sun god robes,on a pyramid,with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
chris knight

wow..that is weird. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Quick where's the Prozac for the man?...Sheesh!!!

Forget about prozac dude, and be like the sixties people ! :D

What about mine also? Oh wait I don't have one.

"Here I Come Again, You Exhaulted Freind, What's inside my head, I'm your own hatred, Look at me and smile. We'll be here for a while. You poor souless man, with nothing to lose it's just to gain! Here I come again: WASTED!!!! On Hatred! NO ONE talks like this! Nothing's what it seems! Who'se you're enemies! What Do you Belive? Here I come again, View the Clear Blue Sky. At Least you've still got time. Just One Taste of Life and NOW be SATISFIED!" -Violent Work of Art