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06-06-2005, 07:15 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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It's Hereditary
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!" "I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."
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06-06-2005, 07:47 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: October 21, 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC
Age: 36
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Hehe... *ahemhem*
That was a terribly rude joke. I don't approve of such things.
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06-06-2005, 09:19 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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Thank you so much Arvon. Now I can't get rid of this mental picture of a woman pulling her son's thing. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
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06-06-2005, 09:58 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: July 3, 2001
Location: Cornwall England
Age: 38
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God. I bet they're soft strong and very very strong!
(May not be funny of you don't live in the UK...) |
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06-06-2005, 10:55 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: July 13, 2004
Location: Finland
Age: 36
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I thank you for that mental image.
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06-06-2005, 11:20 AM
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Apophis
  Join Date: July 10, 2002
Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window.
Age: 39
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So that's what that article in CE meant...
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06-06-2005, 07:57 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: June 3, 2003
Location: New York
Age: 40
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ewwwwwww [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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06-06-2005, 11:26 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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I can't add anything without risking violation of the TOS... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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06-07-2005, 01:09 AM
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The Magister
 Join Date: January 29, 2005
Location: Chico, CA
Age: 45
Posts: 141
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I wonder what happened to me then? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] I have always been on the "short" bus if you get my meaning
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06-07-2005, 05:18 PM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: March 15, 2005
Location: Canada
Age: 35
Posts: 289
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Haha, after reading the joke I had to think about it for a minute or so before I understood [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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