It's Hereditary

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."

Hehe... *ahemhem*

That was a terribly rude joke. I don't approve of such things.

Thank you so much Arvon. Now I can't get rid of this mental picture of a woman pulling her son's thing. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

God. I bet they're soft strong and very very strong!
(May not be funny of you don't live in the UK...)

I thank you for that mental image.

So that's what that article in CE meant...

ewwwwwww [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I can't add anything without risking violation of the TOS... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I wonder what happened to me then? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] I have always been on the "short" bus if you get my meaning :D

Haha, after reading the joke I had to think about it for a minute or so before I understood [img]tongue.gif[/img]