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Symbol of Cyric
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there are three men walking in the desert. one is canadian, one is george bush, and one is bin laden. as they are walking, bin ladens dumb ass trips, and he falls down. bush looked down laughing, only to find a genie's lamp. rubbing it, the genie says he will give them all one wish, and that is the three wishes. the canadian went first.
the canadian says,"well, im a farmer. my son is a farmer, and his son is going to be a farmer, so i want the country of canada to be fertile, so crops will grow extremely well forever." the genie replys, "done" bin laden says," i want a HUGE wall built around afghanistan, so that none of the infidels can enter." the genie says, "done" bush goes next, and says "tell me about this wall genie" the genie replys, its 2500 feet high, and 500 feet thick, nothing will get in or out of it." bush then replys,................"fill it with WATER!!!" ha HA!!!!!!
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Funny, but George Bush is a dumbass and probably wouldn't think of that!
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quote: I don't know about his being a dumbass....He's handled the situation pretty well so far. Don't buy into the "his aids" are doing all the work. ![]()
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I'll have to agree with Ronn, this dumbass is the Commander and Chief af the greatest military force on the face of the earth. I don't think one can arise to that post by being a dumbass! He also happens to lead a pretty great country and is doing an awsome job at it. I was sceptical when he was elected but I am glad to say that he stepped up to the plate and hit a homerun with this situation. And I am glad to have this dumbass as my President!
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I think that this constant downplaying of Bush's intelligence represents a confusion between real intelligence and public speaking ability. Certainly, before the election, Bush was hardly the best speaker. He's certainly improved vastly since 9-11. A considerable number of TV talking heads called his speak in front of the joint session of Congress one of the best and most memorable speeches in American history. I've seen a fair number of his speeches since then as well and he seems far more comfortable in his "speechifying" these days.
While it's true that Bush is not a Rhodes scholar, I suspect that he has other attributes that are not so easy to see at a distance. I suspect that his political accumen and people skills are exceptional. These are not things that will show up in a speech and are very, very important skills for any politician, but especially for a president. |
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if you notice, most of the bush flaming is from people in other countries, who are apposed to our being there. and i said MOST!!
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thanx Dresdan!!!!
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