Degree for men

[Lanthir]

saw this on another board and thought a few of our members might want to take the courses

TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn when to keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective - See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important too

Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

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Originally posted by Lanthir: saw this on another board and thought a few of our members might want to take the courses TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity yeah look around girl MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework i know, what's ur point? MEN 103: PMS-Learn when to keep Your Mouth Shut sorry is this a lesson for me or u? [img]tongue.gif[/img] MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas nor do we Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques evolution spoke MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4ameh? MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conceptioneh again. umm are we running dry now? EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cookget a life and look around EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook IIsee above ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hersshare Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrongagreed! [img]graemlins/agree.gif[/img] MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetencewe only comprehend urs MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sexbut BETTER Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowerswe never get any ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers [img]smile.gif[/img] SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without Itonly if u can SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Showereh? SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sexyes, please do! sooo annoying when girls don't MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Downup u mean? (Elective - See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency1st u have to buy a ticket before winning the lottery MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Childrenso what? MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Drivereh? MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruisethank god! You are no kidman either [img]tongue.gif[/img] MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are ImportantOur Anniversairies!!!!!! Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)can't pronounce that MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessarynever experienced that MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directionsno, REAL men can read a map MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplayno, who said it was? MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important toorepetition is nOT!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with TofuMmmmmmm [img]smile.gif[/img] EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensilsoh that is funny if u r female EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetlyi agree [img]smile.gif[/img] MEN 231: Mothers-in-lawyes.. what about them? Yours or mine? MEN 232: Appear to Be Listeningwe try... MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"just like your Mommy who u miss? ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep HerNOT TRUE!!

[Ar-Cunin]

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Lanthir - I would like to comment, but Avatar have allready done such a good job.

P.S. Do I sense a little female infiriority-complex here?

[ 05-30-2002, 08:12 AM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

[Lanthir]

P.S. Do I sense a little female infiriority-complex here?[/QB][/QUOTE]
um no avatar isa guy so it would be male infiriority no tfemale [img]smile.gif[/img]

oh avatar if the girls are falling sleep on ya then I would suggest you need to improve your skills they must really be bad [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 05-30-2002, 08:21 AM: Message edited by: Lanthir ]

[Davros]

Good job Lanthir - very funny. Davros shakes his head - poor Avvy, I am ashamed to see a man so sorely beaten in this battle . Always lead with your left Avvy, not your chin, DOH!!!!

I don't know what it is with the "asking for directions" though. Aelia and I got lost coming home from a wedding in Brisbane last week. Our opinions (ie both gender) were identical :

The 4 ways of getting oneself unlost are :
1) Strike out boldly in the diresction you know you should go - trust your sense of direction for it is your bestest friend. I this doesn't work then ...
2) Look for a fellow driver that displays decisiveness - trust that they now where they are going and follow them. Hopefully that will uncover a landmark. If not then....
3) Look at the map - of course any moron can do this, but how would Columbus have discovered America if he had no sense of adventure. If all else fails.....
4) Wind down the window and ask someone.

After 15 mins and a few tosses of the coin, option 1 saw us through .

I do remember my brother having a good story though. He is a civil engineer for the Main Roads department. He was taking a trip of about 1000 km - the department was sending him to a course in one of the provincial towns. He and a mate took a "short-cut" on the inland route thinking it would be faster. The back roads got smaller and smaller, till they were crawling down a very small dusty gravel track. Knowing they were lost, they stopped and asked directions back to the highway. You can just imagine this local yokel looking down at the logo on the company car and bursting out in laughter " Hahaha - bloody Main Roads department, and the've lost their own flammin highway".

[caleb]

Round 2: FIGHT!

Originally posted by Lanthir: FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity Ah thats why so many women read wallstreet....no wait they dont not enough pretty colors MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do HouseworkIm busy reading wallstreet MEN 103: PMS-Learn when to keep Your Mouth ShutSame to you MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Works out great for us. Men are a bigger fan of naked Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques If we can walk past them without fainting they dont need washing MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am Understanding males need to hide from your PMS MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with ConceptionSex....it doesnt end after children EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to CookWhy? we already have the number for pizza hut EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II OK fine I will look up chinese food in the phonebook ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Sorry you threw all my stuff out and replaced it with your crap Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong How to not cry and yell "YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE" when your wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence No sorry Opra is NOT a fountain of knowledge and Dr. Phil is a asshole MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex YOU, the weaker Sex [img]tongue.gif[/img] MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers Reasons to not waste money on useless crap that last for 2 days ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers What was mine is in the dumpster SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It Yea but its very hard....literally SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower Or go to the strip club SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex And actually TALK to you? HA! MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down You are a big girl now. If its up put it down. (Elective - See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency Just plain overcoming your dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children BUT I REALLY REALLY WANT IT MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver We usually are ya friggin lightweights [img]tongue.gif[/img] MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise Honest, hes gay...and your no kidman MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Birthdays yes. Anniversaries no. Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) %&*! that! MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary Does that go for holding the blanket over your head afterwards too? [img]smile.gif[/img] MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions Real men like a good adventure and are trying to deal with their incompetence MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay Foreplay...you can sleep without it [img]tongue.gif[/img] Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu Cooking with meat EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils Utilization of god given utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly Not exploding MEN 231: Mothers-in-law You mean satan? No shes not welcome. I heard im not good enough for you the first 10 times MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening Huh what was that? MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" ....then do it anyway ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Most definately NOT true

[Cloudbringer]

Good one, Lanthir! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

I love the 2nd year!

[AzureWolf]

Do I sense a grubbin for a scrubbin

Well, that's pretty much spot-on for most of the fouler sex...

YAY! I got a FIRST!!!! with HONOURS!

erm....

*runs out of thread*