saw this on another board and thought a few of our members might want to take the courses

TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn when to keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective - See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important too

Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Avatar - [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Lanthir - I would like to comment, but Avatar have allready done such a good job.

P.S. Do I sense a little female infiriority-complex here?

[ 05-30-2002, 08:12 AM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

P.S. Do I sense a little female infiriority-complex here?[/QB][/QUOTE]
um no avatar isa guy so it would be male infiriority no tfemale [img]smile.gif[/img]

oh avatar if the girls are falling sleep on ya then I would suggest you need to improve your skills they must really be bad [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 05-30-2002, 08:21 AM: Message edited by: Lanthir ]

Good job Lanthir - very funny. Davros shakes his head - poor Avvy, I am ashamed to see a man so sorely beaten in this battle ;) . Always lead with your left Avvy, not your chin, DOH!!!!

I don't know what it is with the "asking for directions" though. Aelia and I got lost coming home from a wedding in Brisbane last week. Our opinions (ie both gender) were identical :

The 4 ways of getting oneself unlost are :
1) Strike out boldly in the diresction you know you should go - trust your sense of direction for it is your bestest friend. I this doesn't work then ...
2) Look for a fellow driver that displays decisiveness - trust that they now where they are going and follow them. Hopefully that will uncover a landmark. If not then....
3) Look at the map - of course any moron can do this, but how would Columbus have discovered America if he had no sense of adventure. If all else fails.....
4) Wind down the window and ask someone.

After 15 mins and a few tosses of the coin, option 1 saw us through :D .

I do remember my brother having a good story though. He is a civil engineer for the Main Roads department. He was taking a trip of about 1000 km - the department was sending him to a course in one of the provincial towns. He and a mate took a "short-cut" on the inland route thinking it would be faster. The back roads got smaller and smaller, till they were crawling down a very small dusty gravel track. Knowing they were lost, they stopped and asked directions back to the highway. You can just imagine this local yokel looking down at the logo on the company car and bursting out in laughter " Hahaha - bloody Main Roads department, and the've lost their own flammin highway".

Round 2: FIGHT!

Good one, Lanthir! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

I love the 2nd year! ;) :D

Do I sense a grubbin for a scrubbin ;)

Well, that's pretty much spot-on for most of the fouler sex...

YAY! I got a FIRST!!!! with HONOURS!

erm....

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