BG2 limeric comp

Dirty Meg · 05-28-2004, 10:06 AM

Here is my attempt at a BG2 themed limeric.

A man from Sigil named Haer'Dalis,
It is said practised bigamous marrige.
There's no truth to these claims;
He did not wed two dames
though he did use ambiguous language.

I hope this inspires others to try a BG2 lymeric...

(edited for grammatical purposes)

[ 05-28-2004, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Meg ]

Black Baron · 05-28-2004, 10:34 AM

LOL! nice one!
Here is a pathetic attempt of mine

may

spoil

A red Wizard from Thay
Had in the recent times nothing to say
Being turned to Edwina
did not help his stamina
The poor Red wizard from Thay.

Dirty Meg · 05-28-2004, 10:51 AM

I like that one Black Baron. I've got more...

There was a young dark elf named Phaere
who wandered the underdark bare.
It wasn't her mission
to cause exhibition.
She simply had nothing to wear.

Firkragg ruled the hills of windspear
until Minsc and Boo entered his lair.
One man and his rodent
can be mighty potent.
Beware evil doers BEWARE.

A dwarven beserker named Korgan
would boast of the size of his organ.
Commonly said
to have outgrown his leg
it would cause him discomfort when walking.

[ 05-28-2004, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Meg ]

Hank Parsons · 05-28-2004, 09:43 PM

Hank Parsons played online B-G
Recruited on forums you see
When no one would play
It was a sad day
So asking again, "Who will join we?"

[ 05-28-2004, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Hank Parsons ]

mad=dog · 05-29-2004, 01:29 AM

There once was a bard
with an organ so hard
that his pants would spring
whenever he should sing
so he only played card.

Not good, but I am without talent.

Dirty Meg · 06-16-2004, 10:06 AM

There once was a ranger named Drizzt
Who wondered the underdark pissed
In his drunken rant
Said 'I love you man,
You's is my best mate you ist.'

Note to American readers...
Pissed means drunk in UK.

WoodyG666 · 06-17-2004, 01:40 PM

Imoen, Imoen what can i say?
I found out you were my sister
Imagine my dismay.
She was kidnapped by a wizard
oh how ive missed her
and minsc and boo have turned Gay

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 06-17-2004, 02:02 PM

I don't know if all of those are limericks, but whatever... I told myself I wouldn't post in this thread, but I just couldn't resist one. Curse the writer in me.

Viconia the dark elf forlorned
Irritated the party we formed.
Asking this caused such strife:
"What brought you to the life?"
So the party was quickly reformed.

(I know that forlorned doesn't rhyme with the others, but it was the only word that worked. I still like it.)

05-28-2004, 10:06 AM	#1
Dirty Meg Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 21, 2004 Location: Here, or there abouts. Age: 80 Posts: 703	Here is my attempt at a BG2 themed limeric. A man from Sigil named Haer'Dalis, It is said practised bigamous marrige. There's no truth to these claims; He did not wed two dames though he did use ambiguous language. I hope this inspires others to try a BG2 lymeric... (edited for grammatical purposes) [ 05-28-2004, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Meg ] __________________ A stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

05-28-2004, 10:34 AM	#2
Black Baron Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 7, 2003 Location: Israel Age: 40 Posts: 877	LOL! nice one! Here is a pathetic attempt of mine may spoil A red Wizard from Thay Had in the recent times nothing to say Being turned to Edwina did not help his stamina The poor Red wizard from Thay. __________________ Case from my reservist service: Kids attention, I have brought you something... Don't pull that ring private!!

05-28-2004, 10:51 AM	#3
Dirty Meg Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 21, 2004 Location: Here, or there abouts. Age: 80 Posts: 703	I like that one Black Baron. I've got more... There was a young dark elf named Phaere who wandered the underdark bare. It wasn't her mission to cause exhibition. She simply had nothing to wear. Firkragg ruled the hills of windspear until Minsc and Boo entered his lair. One man and his rodent can be mighty potent. Beware evil doers BEWARE. A dwarven beserker named Korgan would boast of the size of his organ. Commonly said to have outgrown his leg it would cause him discomfort when walking. [ 05-28-2004, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Meg ] __________________ A stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

05-28-2004, 09:43 PM	#4
Hank Parsons Zhentarim Guard Join Date: February 14, 2004 Location: Georgia Age: 49 Posts: 357	Hank Parsons played online B-G Recruited on forums you see When no one would play It was a sad day So asking again, "Who will join we?" [ 05-28-2004, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Hank Parsons ] __________________ <b>[url]\"http://www.boomspeed.com/colbruce/bg2.html\" target=\"_blank\"><i>BG2 Multiplayer Online Help & Info</a></i></b>

05-29-2004, 01:29 AM	#5
mad=dog Avatar Join Date: April 18, 2004 Location: Copenhagen Age: 49 Posts: 549	There once was a bard with an organ so hard that his pants would spring whenever he should sing so he only played card. Not good, but I am without talent. __________________ [url]\"http://www.dsr.kvl.dk/~maddog/isur.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Ooooookay. I surrender.</a><br />Sometimes I get the eerie feeling that my computer is operating me and not the other way around.

06-16-2004, 10:06 AM	#6
Dirty Meg Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 21, 2004 Location: Here, or there abouts. Age: 80 Posts: 703	There once was a ranger named Drizzt Who wondered the underdark pissed In his drunken rant Said 'I love you man, You's is my best mate you ist.' Note to American readers... Pissed means drunk in UK. __________________ A stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

06-17-2004, 01:40 PM	#7
WoodyG666 Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: January 18, 2004 Location: Australia Age: 36 Posts: 44	Imoen, Imoen what can i say? I found out you were my sister Imagine my dismay. She was kidnapped by a wizard oh how ive missed her and minsc and boo have turned Gay __________________ Viconia: Minsc, that tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance<br /> or did some nursery\'s fingerpainting class assault you with the<br /> blue pastels?

06-17-2004, 02:02 PM	#8
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	I don't know if all of those are limericks, but whatever... I told myself I wouldn't post in this thread, but I just couldn't resist one. Curse the writer in me. Viconia the dark elf forlorned Irritated the party we formed. Asking this caused such strife: "What brought you to the life?" So the party was quickly reformed. (I know that forlorned doesn't rhyme with the others, but it was the only word that worked. I still like it.) __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

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