Here is my attempt at a BG2 themed limeric.

A man from Sigil named Haer'Dalis,
It is said practised bigamous marrige.
There's no truth to these claims;
He did not wed two dames
though he did use ambiguous language.

I hope this inspires others to try a BG2 lymeric...

(edited for grammatical purposes)

[ 05-28-2004, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Meg ]

LOL! nice one!
Here is a pathetic attempt of mine

may


spoil


A red Wizard from Thay
Had in the recent times nothing to say
Being turned to Edwina
did not help his stamina
The poor Red wizard from Thay.

I like that one Black Baron. I've got more...

There was a young dark elf named Phaere
who wandered the underdark bare.
It wasn't her mission
to cause exhibition.
She simply had nothing to wear.


Firkragg ruled the hills of windspear
until Minsc and Boo entered his lair.
One man and his rodent
can be mighty potent.
Beware evil doers BEWARE.


A dwarven beserker named Korgan
would boast of the size of his organ.
Commonly said
to have outgrown his leg
it would cause him discomfort when walking.

[ 05-28-2004, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Meg ]

Hank Parsons played online B-G
Recruited on forums you see
When no one would play
It was a sad day
So asking again, "Who will join we?"

[ 05-28-2004, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Hank Parsons ]

There once was a bard
with an organ so hard
that his pants would spring
whenever he should sing
so he only played card.

Not good, but I am without talent.

There once was a ranger named Drizzt
Who wondered the underdark pissed
In his drunken rant
Said 'I love you man,
You's is my best mate you ist.'

Note to American readers...
Pissed means drunk in UK.

Imoen, Imoen what can i say?
I found out you were my sister
Imagine my dismay.
She was kidnapped by a wizard
oh how ive missed her
and minsc and boo have turned Gay

I don't know if all of those are limericks, but whatever... I told myself I wouldn't post in this thread, but I just couldn't resist one. Curse the writer in me.

Viconia the dark elf forlorned
Irritated the party we formed.
Asking this caused such strife:
"What brought you to the life?"
So the party was quickly reformed.

(I know that forlorned doesn't rhyme with the others, but it was the only word that worked. I still like it.)