Response to 9-11 numerology doo-doo (hold ribs!)

[J.J.]

> > I don't know who David is, but his response is
> > hilarious!!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > Ya know.......some people look for things like
> > this...and it amazes me. At first I rolled my eyes....then I read Dave's response
> > and I couldn't have said it better if I had all day to do it.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
Original Letter:
> >
> > The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
> > September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
> > After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
> > 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
> > Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
> > The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
> > I Have More.......
> > State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
> > New York City - 11 Letters
> > Afghanistan - 11 Letters
> > The Pentagon - 11 Letters
> > Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
> > Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
> > Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
> >
> > Dave's response:
> >
> > Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters
> > in the name
> >"David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few
> > weeks.
> >
> > Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
> >
> > What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me!
> > ME! I can't believe it!
> >
> > Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!
> >But, no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
> >
> > Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him?
> > There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
> >
> > I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE
> >RED CROSS," can't trust them.
> >
> > I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11
> > letters in it, too! Can someone help?
> >
> > Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME
> > EMAIL" has 11 letters....
> >
> > Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???"
> > Eleven letters!!
> >
> > Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though
> > "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....
> >
> > Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our
> > Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11
> > > > > >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.
> >
> > DAVE

u go dave!

[Grand-Ranger]

ROFL!!!!

[Ronn_Bman]

I saw the first part of that weeks ago, but this is the first time I've seen Dave's response. It's much better than the original.