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> > I don't know who David is, but his response is
> > hilarious!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > Ya know.......some people look for things like > > this...and it amazes me. At first I rolled my eyes....then I read Dave's response > > and I couldn't have said it better if I had all day to do it. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Original Letter: > > > > The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 > > September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 > > After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year. > > 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11 > > Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11 > > The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 > > I Have More....... > > State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union > > New York City - 11 Letters > > Afghanistan - 11 Letters > > The Pentagon - 11 Letters > > Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993) > > Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 > > Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11 > > > > Dave's response: > > > > Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters > > in the name > >"David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few > > weeks. > > > > Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! > > > > What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! > > ME! I can't believe it! > > > > Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! > >But, no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! > > > > Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? > > There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS." > > > > I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE > >RED CROSS," can't trust them. > > > > I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 > > letters in it, too! Can someone help? > > > > Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME > > EMAIL" has 11 letters.... > > > > Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" > > Eleven letters!! > > > > Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though > > "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters..... > > > > Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our > > Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11 > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also. ;) > > > > DAVE u go dave! |
ROFL!!!!
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I saw the first part of that weeks ago, but this is the first time I've seen Dave's response. It's much better than the original.
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